Oldilocks
Questionable hairstyle on an older person
Example
Check out oldilocks near the door
Yikes. he needs to say goodbye to that ponytail with some clippers real quick
Comb-over is prime oldilocks
Related Slang
| Comb-over | Hairstyle where hair is combed to one side of the head |
| GOM | Grumpy old man |
| Gray divorce | A divorce between adults 50 years and older |
| Silver fox | An attractive older man |
| Aarping | Elderly person complaining repeatedly |
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Oldilocks is a hairstyle on an older person (senior citizen range) that is exceptionally unflattering or just plain ugly. It comes from the famous Goldilocks fairy tale character but replaces "gold" with "old."
An example of oldilocks is a horrible comb-over attempting to cover up a sizeable bald sport with six strands of hair. Another example is a man with a mullet or ponytail that has experienced considerable hair loss.
Women aren't immune to oldilocks, either. For example, a woman may still have a long hairstyle, although her hair has become somewhat stringy.