Fauxgiene
To pretend to wash your hands
Example
Before you let him make a sandwich u should watch him wash his hands so you know he didn't fauxgiene
Related Slang
| ITIGBS | I think I'm going to be sick |
| PTSB | Pass the sick bucket |
| Ugh | Disappointed |
| SHID | Slaps head in disgust |
| SMH | Shaking my head |
| Pig | A messy person |
| u | You |
| Hygiene theater | Hygienic tactics performed to make people feel safer |
| Germaphobe | A person afraid of germs |
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A slang term that describes the act of washing one's hands to not appear gross and dirty to others; may actually result in clean hands but primarily done to act in accordance with social standards.