Food taken by your girlfriend
Why didn't you order your own meal?
Just collecting my girlfriend tax, don't worry about it.
|DYHAG||Do you have a girlfriend?|
|Hangry||Angry because you're hungry|
Girlfriend tax is the amount of food taken by your girlfriend from your own portion of food. The tax is used to make up for all the things that she has to put up with in being a gf. The taxation usually occurs when she says she isn't hungry but then takes some of your food.