Granola
Health-focused lifestyle
Example
I need to find a granola bf who doesn't give me crap for buying healthier foods.

Classic sarcastic Willy Wonka meme
Related Slang
Crunchy | Health-focused lifestyle |
Tree hugger | A person who cares about the environment |
WWF | World Wildlife Fund |
Lefties | Liberals |
lib | Liberal |
WHO | World Health Organization |
Granola means health-focused lifestyle. The term is used as an adjective to commonly describe persons who are environmentally conscious and politically left-leaning.
Granola people are very concerned about the imprint they leave on the world whether it be environmental pollution or the treatment of animals. Vegans, environmentalists, tree huggers, and neo-hippies can all be classified as granola. These individuals commonly shop at alternative, natural food establishments that offer items mainstream stores do not. The group has gained popularity in the 2010s, prompting more stores to offer more natural, healthier options.