Hard Pants
Any non-stretchy pants
Example
I've donated most of my hard pants to Goodwill at this point. It's only sweats for me from now on, baby
Related Slang
Covid | COVID-19 |
rona | Coronavirus |
WFH | Work from home |
Social distancing | Isolating from other people |
Zoom town | A town that many remote workers are moving to |
Zooze | Drinking with friends over Zoom |
GB2W | Get back to work |
RIP | Rest in peace |
Hard pants are any pants that do not include an elastic waistband and stretchy fabrics. During the covid pandemic, wearing hard pants went out of style fast, as WFHers settled into their new and more comfortable office-less lifestyles.
Most jeans, khakis, slacks, and trousers (i.e. "normal" pants) are hard pants. In contrast, sweatpants, yoga pants, and harem pants are soft pants. Hard pants may also be referred to as "coarse pants," "outside pants," and "human pants," especially by people who no longer wear them.