I'm gonna insta cop that new Stanley thermos; it's so slick.
|Shut up and take my money||I want to purchase that|
|BIFL||Buy it for life|
|Living my best life||Making decisions based on who you are|
|Primenesia||Forgetting what you ordered through Amazon Prime|
|BIN||Buy it now|
|WTB||Want to buy|
Someone who is going to insta cop something plans to buy that thing immediately. You may see this phrase used in forums, chat messages, and social media posts, when users are excited about a product. For example, when Mountain Dew announces a new flavor, you may see gamers say they're going to insta cop it.
The etymology of insta cop
Insta cop is a portmanteau of "insta" and "cop." Insta- is an abbreviation for "instantly." It is used in other slang terms like instalock and instamom. To cop something means to acquire, capture, or purchase it. So, to insta cop something means to acquire it instantly.