Woke Up And Chose Chaos

What does woke up and chose chaos mean?

Decided to cause trouble

A social media user who "woke up and chose chaos" is causing trouble - either for themself, others, or both. This slang phrase is a variation of "woke up and chose violence."

Instead of being purposefully hostile, like someone who "chose violence," a person who "chose chaos" is taking actions that seem erratic and/or make life difficult. For example, a person may say they "woke up and chose chaos" after choosing to:

  • Wear a wildly mismatched outfit
  • Eat Taco Bell for breakfast
  • Spill the tea about something they'd previously been keeping secret

Example

My brain woke up and chose chaos today
Most parents understand that feel
Most parents understand that feel

Related Slang

Woke up and chose violenceDecided to be hostile
Spill the teaShare the gossip
Steve HarveyTo announce the wrong winner
ErroristError-prone person
TravoltifyTo mispronounce a name
CrackedCrazy
The struggle is realHaving difficulty doing something
Hot messA disastrous person

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Updated May 20, 2022

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