What does DISTOL mean in messages?

Did I say that out loud?

DISTOL is a sarcastic and rhetorical comment people may message others to recover after a sly or chiding remark. Since people use DISTOL when messaging, they mean it figuratively, not literally.

You will likely see DISTOL in a text or online message, like a social DM. For example, you may text something embarrassing in a group message, and no one replies for an hour, prompting you to send "DISTOL?" Or, you may make a self-deprecating joke about how long it's been since you've been on a date and follow it up with, "distol? :)"


Uh, what?
Oops! DISTOL? :)

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Updated November 7, 2023

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