DISTOL
Did I say that out loud?
Example
Uh, what?
Oops! DISTOL? :)
That DISTOL realization
Related Slang
| Kappa | Sarcasm |
| HHOK | Ha-ha only kidding |
| JK | Just kidding |
| LFTD | Laugh for the day |
| Pl | Punchline |
| SAL | Such a laugh |
| Oops | Exclamation of a mistake |
| Ope | Expression of surprise |
| Whoa | Expression of surprise |
| Woah | Expression of surprise |
| MB | My bad |
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DISTOL is a sarcastic and rhetorical comment people may message others to recover after a sly or chiding remark. Since people use DISTOL when messaging, they mean it figuratively, not literally.
You will likely see DISTOL in a text or online message, like a social DM. For example, you may text something embarrassing in a group message, and no one replies for an hour, prompting you to send "DISTOL?" Or, you may make a self-deprecating joke about how long it's been since you've been on a date and follow it up with, "distol? :)"