HSMP
Homeschool me please
Example
Ugh, my history teacher just gave us a 10-page packet to finish before lunch
Seriously? HSMP, I can’t take this anymore
Right? Homeschool would be so much easier
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Students who feel fed up with long, boring, or overly strict school days may use "HSMP" when joking about how much better life would be if they could learn at home. The phrase started popping up in texts, group chats, and social media posts in the 2010s, as students began sharing school frustrations in a funny, exaggerated way.
Teens and high school students primarily use HSMP as a lighthearted complaint rather than an earnest request. For example, you might see it in a tweet after a tough test, in a chat during a dull lecture, or as a meme caption about strict teachers.