Even though he has a high BF, he has a very low ERA.
|ERA||Earned run average|
|Ace||Best starting pitcher|
|Chin music||Pitch that nearly hits the batter's head|
|Jam||To pitch near a batter's hands|
|Closer||A relief pitcher that finishes a baseball game|
Mary just asked me if Penguins can fly or not.
|Brain fart||Brief absence of intelligence|
|AFB||Away from brain|
|AYSOS||Are you stupid or something?|
|derp||Expression of stupidity|
|TSTL||Too stupid to live|