| P | Pitcher | 600
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| p | Pretty | 601
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| p/d | Per day | 600
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| P/E | Price-to-Earnings Ratio | 597
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| p/m | Per month | 600
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| p/w | Password | 599
|
| p/w | Per week | 601
|
| p/y | Per year | 601
|
| p911 | Parent alert! | 592
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| [email protected] | Parents at home | 599
|
| PA | Parent alert | 602
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| PA | Plate appearances | 601
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| PA | Points against | 599
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| Pac-manning | Driving in the middle of the road | 597
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| Pad | House | 599
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| PAH | Parents at home | 592
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| Pain in the choobies | Annoyance | 597
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| Paint the black | To pitch the ball over the edge of home plate | 600
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| Paint the corner | To pitch the ball over the edge of home plate | 597
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| Pan | Pansexual | 599
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| Panic drink | A person's default drink | 598
|
| panny | Pandemic | 598
|
| panny d | Pandemic | 599
|
| PAP | Post a picture | 598
|
| Paper | Money | 599
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| Paper hands | To sell a stock at the first sign of trouble | 588
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| Par | Number of strokes to complete a golf course hole | 600
|
| Paragraph texter | A person who types long texts | 600
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| Parasocial relationship | A one-way relationship between a fan and a creator | 596
|
| Paratext | Paragraph text | 598
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| pat | Patrol | 600
|
| PAT | Profit after taxes | 599
|
| PAW | Parents are watching | 596
|
| PAW | Parents at work | 601
|
| PAX | Peace and Love | 599
|
| PAYE | Pay as you earn | 600
|
| PAYG | Pay as you go | 600
|
| PB | Passed balls | 599
|
| PB | Personal best | 578
|
| PB&J | Peanut butter and jelly | 599
|
| PBE | Public beta environment | 577
|
| PBE | Personal Belief Exemption | 598
|
| PBS | Public Broadcasting Service | 600
|
| PBT | Profit before tax | 598
|
| PBUH | Peace be upon Him | 597
|
| PC | Personal computer | 525
|
| PC | Politically correct | 594
|
| PC | Player character | 588
|
| PC4PC | Picture comment for picture comment | 598
|
| PCID | Putting clothes in dryer | 599
|
| PCL | Posterior cruciate ligament | 600
|
| PCM | Please call me | 599
|
| PCP | Primary care physician | 600
|
| PDA | Public display of affection | 591
|
| PDA | Personal Digital Assistant | 601
|
| PDH | Pretty darn hot | 601
|
| PDQ | Pretty darn quick | 599
|
| PE | Physical education | 600
|
| Pea | A ball traveling at a high speed | 598
|
| Peacocking | Showing off | 594
|
| Peak bagging | Tracking the mountain peaks you have hiked | 599
|
| Peasantvision | TV channels available by antenna | 601
|
| PEBCAC | Problem exists between chair and computer | 599
|
| PEBCAK | Problem exists between chair and keyboard | 598
|
| PEBKAC | Problem exists between keyboard and chair | 597
|
| PED | Performance enhancing drug | 600
|
| Peel | To protect a champion | 588
|
| Peeling | Protecting a champion | 587
|
| Peep | Friend | 598
|
| Peep | To look at | 600
|
| peeps | People | 599
|
| Peng | Sexy | 599
|
| PEOTUS | President-elect of the United States | 585
|
| Perc30 | Oxycodone, commonly mixed with fentanyl | 597
|
| perf | Perfect | 598
|
| Performative activism | Activism performed to gain social standing | 588
|
| Performative activist | A person who acts like an activist just to gain social standing | 599
|
| Performative allyship | Allyship that is performed to gain social standing | 597
|
| Periodt | An expression of emphasis | 593
|
| Permabanned | Permanently banned | 602
|
| Permissive parenting | High responsiveness and low rule enforcement parenting style | 598
|
| perv | Pervert | 582
|
| Pet parents | Pet owners that treat their pet like a child | 598
|
| Petextrian | A person who walks and texts | 599
|
| PF | Planetary Fortress | 600
|
| pf | Preflop | 599
|
| PF | Pink Floyd | 601
|
| PF | Points for | 592
|
| PFA | Please find attached | 595
|
| PFO | Pissed and fell over | 599
|
| PFP | Profile picture | 592
|
| PFP | Picture for proof | 599
|
| PFR | Plasma, Frag, Rocket | 600
|
| pfr | Preflop raise | 599
|
| PG | Pretty good | 599
|
| PGP | Preferred Gender Pronoun | 598
|
| Phablet | A device that functions like a phone and tablet | 600
|
| Phantom buzz | False phone vibration in your pocket | 597
|
| Pharbz | Phoebe Bridgers fans | 598
|
| PHAT | Pretty hot and tempting | 599
|
| Phelps face | Intimidating look | 600
|
| phobar | Photoshopped beyond all recognition | 599
|
| Photobomb | To pose in the background of a picture being taken | 596
|
| Phubbing | Snubbing a person to be on your phone | 596
|
| PIBKAC | Problem is between keyboard and chair | 598
|
| pic | Picture | 595
|
| pick | Pickaxe | 529
|
| Pick me | A person desperate for attention and approval | 597
|
| Pick me girl | A female desperate to impress a male | 599
|
| Pickle | Baserunner stranded between two bases | 600
|
| PICNIC | Problem in chair, not in computer | 598
|
| Pig | A Minecraft mob | 560
|
| Pig | A police officer | 598
|
| Pig | A sexist male | 600
|
| Pig | A person who eats a lot | 600
|
| Pig | A messy person | 600
|
| PIMP | Peeing in my pants (laughing) | 603
|
| PIN | Personal identification number | 600
|
| Pin-seeker | Golf shot hit straight at the flagstick | 599
|
| Pink tax | Increased prices on women's products | 598
|
| PIO | Pass it on | 597
|
| PIOG | Posted in other groups | 597
|
| PIR | People in room | 601
|
| PIR | Parent in room | 600
|
| PITA | Pain in the a** | 587
|
| pix | Pictures | 599
|
| PJ | Pearl Jam | 599
|
| PJDWYS | Personal joke, don't worry yourself | 593
|
| pjs | Pajamas | 600
|
| PK | Player kill | 571
|
| pkmn | Pokémon | 596
|
| Pl | Playlist | 599
|
| PL | Punchline | 599
|
| PL | Pig latin | 599
|
| pl | Pinkliner | 604
|
| PL& | Planned | 598
|
| pl0x | Please | 598
|
| pl8 | Plate | 600
|
| Planking | Lying face down and straight like a plank | 590
|
| Plastered | Drunk | 585
|
| Plastic | Credit card | 598
|
| playa | Player | 600
|
| Player | A male who manipulates others for his own gain | 595
|
| pld | Played | 599
|
| Pleb | An unsophisticated person | 598
|
| PLJ | Peace, love, joy | 599
|
| PLMK | Please let me know | 587
|
| PLO | Pot-limit Omaha Poker | 598
|
| PLOS | Parents looking over shoulder | 600
|
| plox | Please | 600
|
| pls | Please | 578
|
| PLUR | Peace Love Unity Respect | 598
|
| plz | Please | 578
|
| plzrd | Please read | 599
|
| PM | Postmeridian | 597
|
| PM | Private message | 587
|
| PM5K | Powerman 5000 | 599
|
| PMD | Pokémon Mystery Dungeon | 600
|
| PMF | Pardon my French | 600
|
| PMFJI | Pardon me for jumping in | 600
|
| PMJI | Pardon my jumping in | 600
|
| PMKI | Pretty much killin' it | 591
|
| PMP | Peed my pants | 597
|
| PMPL | Piss my pants laughing | 600
|
| pmsl | Piss myself laughing | 594
|
| PMWOF | Putting more wood on the fire | 601
|
| PNAR | Poppin and a ranging | 600
|
| PNFO | Probably not for the office | 598
|
| PnP | Plug and Play | 601
|
| PnP | Party and Play | 594
|
| PnP | Print and play | 599
|
| PNSFW | Probably not safe for work | 597
|
| PO | By mouth | 600
|
| PO | Putouts | 600
|
| Po-po | Police | 588
|
| POAS | Pee on a stick | 600
|
| POC | Point of contact | 597
|
| POC | Piece of crap | 589
|
| POC | Proof of concept | 592
|
| POC | Person of color | 599
|
| Pocketing | Dating a person you are uncertain about | 599
|
| poed | P*ssed off | 600
|
| POG | Play of the game | 588
|
| PogChamp | Excitement | 599
|
| Poggers | Amazing | 564
|
| POIDH | Pictures or it didn't happen | 595
|
| Pokédate | Pokémon Go date | 598
|
| POMS | Peace out my sucka | 599
|
| POMS | Parents over my shoulder | 600
|
| Poormouthing | Complaining about being poor when you are not poor | 598
|
| Porcelain throne | Toilet | 594
|
| POS | Parent over shoulder | 591
|
| POS | Piece of s*** | 570
|
| POS | Power of suggestion | 599
|
| POS | Point of service | 598
|
| posbl | Possible | 601
|
| Poser | A person who pretends to be someone they are not | 596
|
| Posterize | To dunk on an opponent | 598
|
| pot | Potion | 490
|
| Pot | Marijuana | 585
|
| POTB | Pat on the back | 597
|
| POTC | Peck on the cheek | 598
|
| POTC | Pirates of the Caribbean | 598
|
| Pothead | Person who smokes a lot of pot | 589
|
| POTO | Phantom of the Opera | 600
|
| Potterhead | A Harry Potter fan | 588
|
| POTUS | President of the United States | 587
|
| POUS | President of the United States | 597
|
| POV | Point of view | 562
|
| POW | Prisoner of war | 588
|
| PP | Pause please | 580
|
| PP | Power Points | 601
|
| PP | Personal problem | 602
|
| PP | Profile picture | 602
|
| PP | Patterned paper | 602
|
| ppd | Postpartum depression | 600
|
| ppd | Postponed | 595
|
| PPDA | Parents pacing de area | 603
|
| PPE | Personal Protective Equipment | 597
|
| ppl | People | 595
|
| PPO | Preferred provider organization | 600
|
| ppp | Peace | 599
|
| PPR | Points per reception | 591
|
| PPR | Possible points remaining | 600
|
| PPV | Pay-Per-View | 600
|
| PR | Public relations | 598
|
| PR | Personal record | 599
|
| Prancercise | A prance-like exercise | 596
|
| Preggo | A pregnant person | 598
|
| Pregret | Knowing you will regret doing something but still doing it | 598
|
| Presh | Precious | 593
|
| Presidential flashcards | Dollars | 594
|
| Pressed | Upset | 599
|
| Primenesia | Forgetting what you ordered through Amazon Prime | 598
|
| prk | Position rank | 599
|
| PRL | Parents are listening | 600
|
| Pro-ship | Pro-problematic shipping | 599
|
| probs | Probably | 599
|
| proc | Programmed random occurrence | 579
|
| Procrastibaking | Baking to put off something else | 598
|
| prof | Professor | 598
|
| proj | Projected | 598
|
| prolly | Probably | 598
|
| promo | Promotion | 600
|
| Promposal | A proposal to go to prom | 598
|
| props | Recognition | 598
|
| prot | Protection | 598
|
| PRT | Partial retweet | 599
|
| PRT | Please Retweet | 597
|
| prvt | Private | 591
|
| PRW | Parents are watching | 600
|
| ps | Postscript | 597
|
| PS | PlayStation | 578
|
| PS2 | PlayStation 2 | 598
|
| PS3 | PlayStation 3 | 586
|
| PS4 | PlayStation 4 | 536
|
| PS5 | PlayStation 5 | 598
|
| PSA | Public Service Announcement | 594
|
| PSF | Pumpkin Spice Frappuccino | 600
|
| PSGWSP | Play stupid games, win stupid prizes | 599
|
| PSL | Pumpkin Spice Latte | 599
|
| PSOG | Pure stroke of genius | 598
|
| PSP | PlayStation Portable | 600
|
| PST | Please send tell | 599
|
| PST | Pacific Standard Time | 597
|
| PT | Pacific time zone | 598
|
| PT | Physical therapy | 600
|
| PTB | Powers that be | 600
|
| PTFO | Play the freaking objective | 600
|
| PTH | Prime tanning hours | 599
|
| Pthththt | Whatever | 600
|
| PTI | Pardon the interruption | 598
|
| PTIYPASI | Put that in your pipe and smoke it | 598
|
| PTL | Praise the Lord | 593
|
| PTL | Player to left | 599
|
| PTM | Please tell me | 597
|
| PTO | Pass this on | 598
|
| PTO | Paid time off | 594
|
| PTO | Positive Talk Only | 598
|
| PTOYED | Please turn off your electronic devices | 600
|
| PTR | Public test realm | 599
|
| PTR | Player to right | 598
|
| pts | Points | 570
|
| PTSB | Pass the sick bucket | 602
|
| PTSD | Post-traumatic stress disorder | 595
|
| PU | Parallel Universe | 601
|
| PUBG | PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds | 589
|
| Pubstomp | To annihilate an uncoordinated opposing team | 588
|
| PUG | Pick-up group | 604
|
| PUK | PIN unlock key | 600
|
| puks | Pick up the kids | 600
|
| Pull | Enter combat | 596
|
| Puma | An older woman who pursues younger men | 602
|
| Pump your brakes | Pause and reflect | 599
|
| Pumped | Excited | 594
|
| Punchout | Strikeout | 598
|
| Punt | Mistake | 597
|
| Pupper | Puppy | 599
|
| Push present | A gift the father gives to the mother of a newborn baby | 597
|
| PUSIMP | Put yourself in my position | 600
|
| Put him on skates | To make a person stumble over himself | 595
|
| Put on blast | To call out | 594
|
| Put out fires | Get out of difficult situations | 599
|
| Put over | Make someone look good | 597
|
| puter | Computer | 595
|
| Putout | Out | 600
|
| PvC | Player versus computer | 589
|
| PvE | Player versus environment | 597
|
| PVO | Position vs. opponent | 601
|
| PvP | Player versus player | 506
|
| PvP | Protoss versus Protoss | 596
|
| pvt | Private | 587
|
| PvT | Protoss versus Terran | 592
|
| PvZ | Protoss versus Zerg | 599
|
| PVZ | Plants versus Zombies | 589
|
| pw | Password | 598
|
| PWI | Predominantly white institution | 599
|
| pwn | To dominate | 588
|
| pwn2own | Pwn to Own Contest | 600
|
| pwn3d | Owned | 582
|
| pwnage | Ownage | 600
|
| pwnd | Owned | 582
|
| pwned | Owned | 573
|
| pwnt | Owned | 589
|
| PWOF | Putting wood on the fire | 599
|
| PWOMS | Parent watching over my shoulder | 601
|
| PWT | Poor white trash | 599
|
| PYHOOYA | Pull your head out of your a** | 597
|
| PYR | Per your request | 598
|
| PYSIMP | Put yourself in my place | 599
|
| PYT | Pretty young thing | 597
|