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Text Messaging Slang

Nearly everyone has a mobile phone these days, so text messaging has become one of the most common mediums for using chat slang. By using acronyms and abbreviations in your text messages, you can save characters and type your messages even faster. Below is a list of slang terms that can help you improve your texting efficiency.

Slang Term	Meaning	Votes
XD	Laughing out loud	112
LOL	Laughing out loud	241
mk	Okay	269
IDK	I don't know	323
NP	No problem	334
143444	I love you very very much	338
TTYL	Talk to you later	352
TY	Thank you	396
XX	Kisses	401
sus	Suspicious	401
WTF	What the f***	409
BTW	By the way	417
OMG	Oh my gosh	429
IK	I know	430
BRB	Be right back	433
thx	Thanks	446
wut	What	457
SMH	Shaking my head	459
Y	Why	462
831	I love you	474
24/7	Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week	477
YW	You're welcome	479
143	I love you	482
bc	Because	489
b/f	Boyfriend	489
IKR	I know, right?	492
gf	Girlfriend	498
gn	Goodnight	498
TTYT	Talk to you tomorrow	498
Whoa	Expression of surprise	506
2	To	508
xbf	Ex-boyfriend	508
XDD	Laughing especially hard	509
KK	OK	509
FML	F*** my life	515
muah	Kiss	520
TTTT	Too tired to talk	520
ATM	At the moment	521
sec	Second	521
TF	The f***	521
G2G	Got to go	524
bsf	Best friend	525
GTG	Got to go	526
bcz	Because	526
1432	I love you, too	527
IMO	In my opinion	529
pls	Please	529
FFS	For f***'s sake	529
OTW	On the way	531
plz	Please	532
msg	Message	532
nvm	Nevermind	533
HRU	How are you	533
Yeet	To throw something out of rage	534
LMFAO	Laughing my freakin' a** off	537
WTH	What the heck	538
NS	No s***	538
haha	Laughing	539
FTW	For the win	542
b4	Before	543
ROFL	Rolling on the floor laughing	543
r	Are	543
NT	Nice try	544
u	You	544
TYVM	Thank you very much	545
IDC	I don't care	546
2M2H	Too much to handle	546
Fr	For real	546
Hottie	An attractive person	546
l8r	Later	547
imma	I'm gonna	547
411	Information	548
J/K	Just kidding	548
WDYM	What do you mean?	548
AF	As f***	548
WYD	What you doing?	550
RN	Right now	550
OIC	Oh, I see	551
ROFLMAO	Rolling on floor, laughing my a** off	551
IDEK	I don't even know	551
TBC	To be continued	552
TGIF	Thank goodness it's Friday	552
bbg	Baby girl	553
H&K	Hugs and kisses	555
perv	Pervert	555
Igh	Alright	555
qt	Cutie	556
459	I love you	556
BK	Back	557
min	Minute	557
feels	Feelings	557
IDFC	I don't freaking care	557
14643	I will always love you	557
sux	Sucks	558
bday	Birthday	559
Wha	What	559
hun	Honey	559
LMIRL	Let's meet in real life	560
d/c	Disconnected	560
Kinda	Kind of	560
FWB	Friends with benefits	560
NOYB	None of your business	561
Woah	Expression of surprise	561
TYSM	Thank you so much	561
luv	Love	562
sorta	Sort of	562
IMU	I miss you	563
FOMO	Fear of missing out	563
asf	As f***	563
AYFKM	Are you freaking kidding me	563
cuz	Because	564
w00t	Joy and excitement	564
mhm	Mm-hmm	564
BAE	Before anyone else	564
fit	Outfit	564
LOLOL	Lots of laugh out louds	565
FU	F*** you	565
STFU	Shut the f*** up	565
ltr	Later	565
mins	Minutes	565
THOT	That hoe over there	565
ASL	Age, sex, location	566
mwa	Kiss	566
Sry	Sorry	566
lil	Little	566
meh	Whatever	566
b-day	Birthday	567
c	See	567
MIA	Missing in action	567
Rdy	Ready	567
HBY	How 'bout you?	567
Code 9	Parents are here	567
addy	Address	568
NSFW	Not safe for work	569
HAG1	Have a good one	569
IDFWU	I don't f*** with you	569
BSTS	Better safe than sorry	570
LYL	Love you lots	570
NM	Not much	570
KMAB	Kiss my a, b**	570
HMU	Hit me up	570
FOH	F*** outta here	571
BTDT	Been there, done that	572
cya	See ya	572
FWIW	For what it's worth	572
L8	Late	572
MYOB	Mind your own business	572
^5	High five	572
WRU	Where are you	572
IMY	I miss you	572
Bet	You bet	572
d	Di**	572
b/c	Because	573
SOL	S*** out of luck	573
X	Kiss	573
2day	Today	573
SU	Shut up	573
mwah	Kiss	573
SD	Sweet dreams	573
GTK	Good to know	574
shud	Should	574
yup	Yes	574
tn	Tonight	574
OMFG	Oh my freaking gosh	575
IMHO	In my honest opinion	575
hehe	Laughing	575
IMD	In my dreams	575
IDGAF	I don't give a f***	575
rly	Really	576
XO	Kiss and Hug	576
yrs	Years	576
acc	Actually	576
HF	Have fun	577
tnx	Thanks	577
4U	For you	577
MMB	Message me back	577
da	The	577
ILYSM	I love you so much	577
pwnd	Owned	577
GTR	Got to run	577
FTF	Face to face	577
aight	Alright	577
mkay	OK	577
lk	Like	577
xgf	Ex-girlfriend	577
WTFF	What the f*ing f*	577
FRFR	For real for real	577
BB	Bye bye	578
LMK	Let me know	578
NFW	No freakin' way	578
UY	Up yours	578
Cmon	Come on	578
S2U	Same to you	578
WYA	Where you at?	578
HCG	Hardcore Gamer	578
WFH	Work from home	578
2H2H	Too hot to handle	579
AFAIK	As far as I know	579
GJ	Good job	579
PITA	Pain in the a**	579
mtg	Meeting	579
HU	Hook up	579
lolz	Laugh out louds	579
cz	Because	579
yeap	Yes	579
hr	Hour	579
TC	Take care	580
W8	Wait	580
ILU	I love you	580
mgmt	Management	580
UR	Your	580
hw	Homework	580
Rawr	Roar	580
ATW	All the way	580
dunno	Don't know	580
ya	Yes	580
obv	Obviously	580
YRP	You are pretty	580
DAF	Dope as f***	580
xan	Xanax	580
BFFR	Be f***ing for real	580
BC	Be cool	581
3sum	Threesome	581
uraqt	You are a cutie	581
AH	At home	581
srsly	Seriously	581
LYSM	Love you so much	581
POC	Piece of crap	581
MT	Mistype	581
458	I love you	581
A3	Anytime, anywhere, anyone	581
YRL	You are lame	581
g/f	Girlfriend	581
DGA	Don't go anywhere	581
DQMOT	Don't quote me on this	581
Bai	Bye	581
tmrw	Tomorrow	581
Thirsty	Desiring a person	581
Tune up	Beat up	581
BFD	Big freakin' deal	582
TYT	Take your time	582
WDUW	What do you want	582
JS	Just saying	582
AAF	Always and forever	582
*$	Starbucks	582
br	Bathroom	582
MM	Make me	582
IWU	I want you	582
LLOL	Literally laughing out loud	582
AYK	As you know	582
TWIS	That's what I said	582
NBSP	No bull s*** please	582
nvr	Never	582
IAB	In a bit	582
WAYD	What are you doing	582
RUS	Are you serious	582
LYLC	Love you like crazy	582
HUD	How you doing?	582
yo	Hey	582
CG	Computer Graphics	582
DD	Designated driver	582
HIFW	How I felt when	582
gimme	Give me	582
BION	Believe it or not	583
CU	See you	583
DW	Don't worry	583
SOS	Same old stuff	583
TAY	Thinking about you	583
TTYS	Talk to you soon	583
JP	Just playing	583
BH	Better half	583
w84m	Wait for me	583
ILY	I love you	583
JJ	Just joking	583
TTL	Time to leave	583
NL	Not likely	583
YGM	You've got mail	583
IHY	I hate you	583
prvt	Private	583
HIG	How's it going?	583
HT	Hi there	583
AYFR	Are you for real?	583
STFD	Sit the f*** down	583
K3U	I love you	583
ugh	Disappointed	583
Cray	Crazy	583
WBY	What about you?	583
A2D	Agree to disagree	583
PMKI	Pretty much killin' it	583
CTC	Care to chat?	583
CYM	Check your mail	583
DTP	Disturbing the peace	583
Xanny	Xanax	583
2U2	To you too	584
JSYK	Just so you know	584
me2	Me too	584
TTFN	Ta-ta for now	584
WTG	Way to go	584
NC	No comment	584
WTHDTM	What the heck does that mean?	584
PLMK	Please let me know	584
BFFL	Best friends for life	584
CTN	Can't talk now	584
DND	Do not disturb	584
NTY	No thank you	584
Kewl	Cool	584
d8	Date	584
WDYT	What do you think	584
ROLF	Rolling on laughing floor	584
IWALU	I will always love you	584
ima	I'm	584
DTF	Down to f***	584
Gnite	Goodnight	584
J/W	Just wondering	584
yep	Yes	584
Fav	Favorite	584
TTTT	To tell the truth	584
h8r	Hater	584
DBD	Don't be dumb	584
CYL	Catch ya later	585
gb	Goodbye	585
IOW	In other words	585
J/P	Just playing	585
TOH	Typing one-handed	585
grl	Girl	585
T2U	Talk to you	585
303	Mom	585
WAS	Wait a second	585
HOPE	Have Only Positive Expectations	585
TTY	Talk to you	585
TBF	To be fair	585
HML	Hate my life	585
LJK	LOL just kidding	585
Wub	Love	585
HNY	Happy New Year	585
adorbs	Adorable	585
TTB	That's too bad	585
kms	Kill myself	585
xans	Xanax	585
Cringe	Unpleasant	585
Secks	Sex	585
BFFM	Best friends forevermore	586
WU	What's up	586
ITYS	I told you so	586
KB	Kiss back	586
bd	Birthday	586
xlnt	Excellent	586
G2G	Good to go	586
ruok	Are you OK?	586
wuu2	What are you up to	586
LOI	Laughing on the inside	586
AA	Adiós amigo	586
WYWH	Wish you were here	586
TOU	Thinking of you	586
frnd	Friend	586
cul8r	Call you later	586
wat	What	586
watev	Whatever	586
NJ	Nice job	586
lulz	LOL	586
Presh	Precious	586
Effin	F***ing	586
BF	Brain fart	586
TBR	To be real	586
WIP	Work in progress	586
NW	No worries	586
B4N	Bye for now	587
BFN	Bye for now	587
HO	Hold on	587
HOAS	Hold on a second	587
YSW	Yeah sure whatever	587
luzr	Loser	587
b	Be	587
JW	Just wondering	587
BS	Bulls***	587
abt	About	587
GMV	Got my vote	587
ILAMY	I love and miss you	587
FTEW	For the epic win	587
G9	Goodnight	587
ITILY	I think I like you	587
deets	Details	587
AJ	Absolute jerk	587
wuh	What	587
SG	Sounds good	587
FYKI	For your kind information	587
BA	Bad a**	587
bae	Babe	587
LMHO	Laughing my head off	587
Sexting	Sending sexually explicit messages	587
Textastrophe	Texting catastrophe	587
HMB	Hit me back	587
yh	Yeah	587
issa	It's a	587
quar	Quarantine	587
Thread	A series of messages	587
CUL	Catch you later	588
LYK	Let you know	588
AFAIC	As far as I'm concerned	588
mishu	Miss you	588
iono	I don't know	588
LMO	Let's make out	588
BU&I	Between you and I	588
LU	Love you	588
N/C	No comment	588
20	Location	588
delish	Delicious	588
FGSQTC	For gosh's sake quit the crap	588
Twinsies	Two people who share a common trait	588
Textmergency	Text emergency	588
onb	On, bro	588
4L	For life	588
NLT	No later than	589
U2	You too	589
IM	Instant message	589
lv	Love	589
WBU	What 'bout you	589
SML	So much love	589
TMG	That's my girl	589
PTL	Praise the Lord	589
HAGO	Have a good one	589
NRN	Not right now	589
2B@	To be at	589
6y	Sexy	589
sbux	Starbucks	589
KNP	OK, no problem	589
rando	Random	589
Samesies	Same	589
Forevs	Forever	589
Fire	Awesome	589
FT	FaceTime	589
LFG	Let's freaking go	589
2l8	Too late	590
WRT	With regard to	590
JC	Just chilling	590
COS	Child over shoulder	590
SNMP	So not my problem	590
YK	You're kidding	590
DAH	Dumb a** hole	590
IDU	I don't understand	590
MB	My bad	590
LMA	Leave me alone	590
D/C	Don't care	590
HWU	Hey, what's up?	590
HHJK	Haha, just kidding	590
T2M	Talk to me	590
HAGA	Have a good afternoon	590
HIMYM	How I Met Your Mother	590
ALAP	As late as possible	590
HM	High maintenance	590
CBB	Can't be bothered	590
Say less	I understand	590
CUL	See you later	591
DL	Down low	591
IAC	In any case	591
MMA	Meet me at	591
POS	Parent over shoulder	591
sk8	Skate	591
WAYDRN	What are you doing right now	591
HOS	Husband over shoulder	591
TMB	Text me back	591
OMW	On my way	591
PDA	Public display of affection	591
WW	Wrong Way	591
PJDWYS	Personal joke, don't worry yourself	591
OM	Old man	591
CMB	Call me back	591
pmsl	Piss myself laughing	591
LQTM	Laughing quietly to myself	591
hbd	Happy birthday	591
LUL	Love you lots	591
2k	Talk	591
IFSFY	I feel sorry for you	591
GBTW	Get back to work	591
AOYP	Angel on your pillow	591
FYL	F*** your life	591
TSNF	That's so not fair	591
4sho	For sure	591
derp	Expression of stupidity	591
Gma	Grandma	591
AYFT	Are you free today?	591
welp	Well	591
Mack	To flirt	591
OOT	Out of town	591
AOTY	Album of the year	591
NYE	New Year's Eve	591
WYWTA	What you wanna talk about?	591
YTSFM	You're too sexy for me	591
LMBO	Laughing my butt off	592
TDTM	Talk dirty to me	592
OAO	Over and out	592
IMA	I might add	592
wa	What	592
LYA	Love you always	592
FOAF	Friend of a friend	592
IRDK	I really don't know	592
WEML	Whatever major loser	592
IHU	I hate you	592
LL&P	Live long and prosper	592
SMHWT	Shaking my head with a tune	592
DTP	Down to party	592
GL	Good looking	592
s	Sarcasm	592
Sketchy	Suspicious	592
IRT	In regards to	593
MIL	Mother-in-law	593
lawl	LOL	593
LMAOROTF	Laughing my a** off and rolling on the floor	593
TQ	Thank you	593
HB2U	Happy birthday to you	593
KOS	Kid over shoulder	593
NK	No kidding	593
YD	Yes dear	593
NSS	No s*** Sherlock	593
AWTY	Are we there yet	593
KSC	Kinda sorta chuckle	593
DOM	Dirty old man	593
NTMY	Nice to meet you	593
SOAB	Son of a b****	593
BCO	Big crush on	593
555	Ha ha ha	593
dat	That	593
Benjamin	One hundred dollar bill	593
BFFAE	Best friends forever and ever	593
POIDH	Pictures or it didn't happen	593
It me	I identify with that	593
GAF	Give a f***	593
Clapped	Beaten	593
CUS	See you soon	594
IC	I see	594
qtpi	Cutie Pie	594
TG	Thank goodness	594
zzz	Sleeping	594
u-ok	You OK?	594
CRAFT	Can't remember a freakin' thing	594
F2T	Free to talk	594
WYGOWM	Will you go out with me	594
WOMBAT	Waste of money, brains, and talent	594
SMF	So much fun	594
CAC	Cool as a cucumber	594
MU	Miss you	594
EOM	End of message	594
TQVM	Thank you very much	594
BBW	Be back whenever	594
OML	Oh my Lord	594
IDFK	I don't freaking know	594
OMGD	Oh my gosh, duh	594
KOTL	Kiss on the lips	594
gz	Congratulations	594
WTFE	What the f*** ever	594
CTHU	Cracking the heck up	594
f9	Fine	594
U2U	Up to you	594
ADM	Ay dios mio	594
BAF	Bring a friend	594
OTTOMH	Off the top of my head	594
FYE	For your entertainment	594
SOHF	Sense of humor failure	594
JFI	Just for information	594
Totes	Totally	594
HBBD	Happy belated birthday	594
Tootles	Goodbye	594
W^	What's up	594
TGFF	Thank God for Friday	594
LLACP	Laughing like a crazy person	594
CU46	See you for sex	594
53x	Sex	594
WTTP	Want to trade pictures	594
SFM	So freaking much	594
AYPH	Are your parents home	594
SFW	Safe for work	594
NSFL	Not safe for life	594
HYG	Here you go	594
DBU	Don't beat up	594
YSK	You should know	594
Pump your brakes	Pause and reflect	594
AFAYC	As fast as you can	594
Smol	Small and cute	594
Go ham	Do something intensely	594
IBR	It's been real	594
GC	Group chat	594
BD	Big deal	595
GMTA	Great minds think alike	595
HH1/2KO	Ha ha, half-kidding only	595
ISTM	It seems to me	595
KWIM	Know what I mean	595
str8	Straight	595
TTYVS	Talk to you very soon	595
WAYDT	What are you doing tonight	595
OTW	Off to work	595
KMA	Kiss my a**	595
PHAT	Pretty hot and tempting	595
26y4u	Too sexy for you	595
DYLM	Do you like me	595
ez	Easy	595
IYQ	I like you	595
WUD	What you doin'	595
srry	Sorry	595
TOD	Truth or dare	595
h/w	Homework	595
NFL	Not freakin' likely	595
OL	Old lady	595
VM	Voicemail	595
DU	Don't understand	595
HTC	Hit the cell	595
BFU	Bezny Franta uzivatel	595
2B	To be	595
RUC	Are you coming?	595
FH	Future husband	595
DULM	Do you love me	595
4MTK	For me to know	595
YGG	You go girl	595
nxt	Next	595
ILY2	I love you, too	595
DRK	Don't really know	595
wuz	Was	595
nd	And	595
ZOMG	Oh my gosh!	595
SAT	Sorry about that	595
IA	I agree	595
YYSS	Yeah yeah, sure sure	595
fbo	Facebook official	595
GUFN	Grounded until further notice	595
CYF	Check your Facebook	595
BFFE	Best friends forever	595
rnt	Aren't	595
RU	Are you	595
IFLY	I freaking love you	595
STBY	Sucks to be you	595
kwl	Cool	595
gonna	Going to	595
LLS	Laughing like s***	595
dur	Stupidly obvious	595
SAHD	Stay-at-home dad	595
hai	Hi	595
IDKY	I don't know why	595
Kewt	Cute	595
obvi	Obviously	595
TTYLXOX	Talk to you later, hugs and kisses	595
Wowzer	Wow	595
dis	This	595
ICWYM	I see what you mean	595
TYFA	Thank you for asking	595
WCW	Woman-crush Wednesday	595
ICAM	I couldn't agree more	595
224	Today, tomorrow, forever	595
FOMOF	Fear of missing out on football	595
TGTBT	Too good to be true	595
TBR	To be rude	595
Wig	Incredible	595
PNSFW	Probably not safe for work	595
OOTL	Out of the loop	595
knw	Know	595
FOS	Full of s***	595
FOGO	Fear of going outside	595
Ate that	Dominated	595
TYL	Tell you later	595
JGH	Just got home	595
Rizzler	A person with immense charisma	595
4gm	Forgive me	596
bcnu	Be seein' you	596
BRH	Be right here	596
DBEYR	Don't believe everything you read	596
GA	Good afternoon	596
gvn	Given	596
IDNK	I do not know	596
itmt	In the meantime	596
JMHO	Just my humble opinion	596
kptondl	Keep it on the down low	596
MM	Merry meet	596
MMAMP	Meet me at my place	596
NBD	No big deal	596
TIA	Thanks in advance	596
UR	You are	596
w/o	Without	596
PL	Pig latin	596
WDUMBT	What do you mean by that?	596
FICCL	Frankly, I couldn't care less	596
HSIK	How should I know	596
ttly	Totally	596
CID	Consider it done	596
CM	Call me	596
CUB	Call you back	596
ILUM	I love you man	596
h8	Hate	596
JIC	Just in case	596
tel	Telephone	596
FOTFL	Falling on the floor laughing	596
WP	Wrong person	596
PM	Postmeridian	596
USB	You sexy b****	596
TOY	Thinking of you	596
GOL	Giggling out loud	596
iggy	Ignore	596
SUSFU	Situation unchanged, still fouled up	596
w8ing	Waiting	596
txt	Text	596
BRT	Be right there	596
LOML	Love of my life	596
DA	Dumb a**	596
QQn	Looking	596
SRO	Standing room only	596
IMYA	I miss you already	596
trbl	Terrible	596
PIO	Pass it on	596
WMAO	Working my a** off	596
BIOYA	Blow it out your a**	596
WAHM	Work-at-home mom	596
AOI	A** on ice	596
HAY	How are you	596
2MI	Too much information	596
OMJ	Oh my Jonas	596
MSB	My sexy b****	596
DBS	Dad behind shoulder	596
TWSS	That's what she said	596
tht	That	596
HMSL	Holding my sides laughing	596
182	I hate you	596
YKI	You know it	596
BBM	Brains by Mattel	596
AFAIAC	As far as I am concerned	596
TOL	Thinking of laughing	596
GOMB	Get off my back	596
CBF	Can't be f***ed	596
MTF	More to follow	596
OOH	Out of here	596
CYDI	Can ya dig it	596
DWL	Dying with laughter	596
Biffles	Best friends for life	596
AFAICS	As far as I can see	596
ul	Unlucky	596
IJDGAF	I just don't give a f***	596
VE	Very emotional	596
PYHOOYA	Pull your head out of your a**	596
urgr8	You are great	596
SMH	Scratching my head	596
AAR	At any rate	596
FTTT	From time to time	596
SHMILY	See how much I love you?	596
TTYIAB	Talk to you in a bit	596
STFD	Shut the front door	596
WMB	Write me back	596
10q	Thank you	596
N1	Nice one	596
brd	Bored	596
fbf	Facebook friend	596
T4LMK	Thanks for letting me know	596
AMF	Adios my friend	596
WDIT	Why do I try	596
ps	Postscript	596
DIAF	Die in a fire	596
thru	Through	596
XOX	Kiss, hug, kiss	596
uno	You know	596
finna	Fixing to	596
ezy	Easy	596
fab	Fabulous	596
Chu	You	596
{}	No comment	596
GN	Get naked	596
tru	True	596
BMW	Boy Meets World	596
AWLTP	Avoiding work like the plague	596
ACC	Anyone can come	596
DDAS	Don't do anything stupid	596
LFTI	Looking forward to it	596
TWD	Texting while driving	596
IDEC	I don't even care	596
OMM	On my momma	596
DTC	Down to cuddle	596
T4TU	Thanks for the update	596
hoco	Homecoming	596
CYA	Cover your a**	596
opp	Opponent	596
HU	Heads up	596
Zooze	Drinking with friends over Zoom	596
kys	Kill yourself	596
IYKYK	If you know you know	596
Skrt	Exclamation	596
Crushing it	Doing very well	596
Seggs	Sex	596
NGMI	Not gonna make it	596
GTFOH	Get the f*** outta here	596
gon	Going to	596
Yahurrd	You heard	596
NTM	Not too much	596
Garbage person	A terrible person	596
IJBOL	I just burst out laughing	596
WITR	Why is this relevant	596
atys	Anything you say	597
FO	Far out	597
GBH	Great big hug	597
HAGD	Have a good day	597
HAND	Have a nice day	597
ir8	Irate	597
ISWYM	I see what you mean	597
KISS	Keep it simple, stupid	597
md@u	Mad at you	597
n	And	597
OTOH	On the other hand	597
S2R	Send to receive	597
SLY	Still love you	597
STHU	Shut the heck up	597
UR2M	You are too much	597
WB	Write back	597
YVW	You're very welcome	597
WOS	Wife over shoulder	597
CFV	Call for votes	597
BYOB	Bring your own beer	597
TARFU	Things are really f***ed up	597
KOTC	Kiss on the cheek	597
JAM	Just a minute	597
YBYSA	You bet your sweet a**	597
CC	I understand	597
CRS	Can't remember stuff	597
SIL	Son-in-law	597
2nite	Tonight	597
CME	Checking my email	597
WUIGB	Wait until I get back	597
4OTS	For old time's sake	597
IM	Instant messenger	597
fave	Favorite	597
TM	Trouble maker	597
SWALK	Sealed with a loving kiss	597
gud	Good	597
neway	Anyway	597
PL&	Planned	597
WOOT	Waste of our time	597
rgds	Regards	597
tx	Thanks	597
wknd	Weekend	597
wot	What	597
LUB	Love you, bye	597
OFL	Out for lunch	597
MF	Mother f***er	597
YTF	Why the f***	597
TLA	Three letter acronym	597
MHOTY	My hat's off to you	597
BH	Bloody hell	597
STFW	Search the flippin' web	597
ICBW	I could be wrong	597
CBA	Can't be ar**d	597
DILLIGAF	Do I look like I give a flip?	597
BHS	Be home soon	597
PDQ	Pretty darn quick	597
wuf	Wow, you're funny	597
LA	Laughing a lot	597
LAL	Laugh a little	597
RTFB	Read the flippin' book	597
ure	You are	597
ROFLMFAO	Rolling on the floor laughing my freakin' a** off	597
OMGYS	Oh my gosh you suck	597
AFAP	As fast as possible	597
FTMFW	For the mother f***ing win	597
QFE	Question for everyone	597
wht	What	597
BBSS	Be back soon sweetie	597
TTL	Talk to you later	597
AISB	As I said before	597
SYLA	See you later alligator	597
LRL	Laugh real loud	597
PSOG	Pure stroke of genius	597
DYK	Did you know	597
BRRRB	Be rrright back	597
L2M	Listening to music	597
USA	Until sides ache	597
HFC	Holy freaking crap	597
WTFRU	Where the f*** are you?	597
WTHWT	What the heck was that?	597
AYW	As you wish	597
RUSOS	Are you stupid or something?	597
AFU	All f***ed up	597
TISU	This is so unfair	597
IGI	I get it	597
GIG	God is good	597
wlk	Walk	597
amazn	Amazing	597
AYWK	As you well know	597
NBJF	No brag, just fact	597
hav	Have	597
IDR	I don't remember	597
BBT	Be back tomorrow	597
PTO	Pass this on	597
TYM	Thank you much	597
ILYFE	I love you for eternity	597
CMFWIC	Chief mo fo who's in charge	597
UDFI	You don't fit in	597
4U2	For you too	597
INR	I know right	597
A	Hey	597
YHM	You have mail	597
JFK	Just freakin' kidding	597
WTFNF	What the f**ing f*	597
WTFO	What the f***, over	597
wtv	Whatever	597
GB2W	Get back to work	597
HC	How cool	597
SFF	So freaking funny	597
ea	Each	597
NB	Not bad	597
UOME	You owe me	597
SBTM	Should be there momentarily	597
BL	Belly laughing	597
GMAB	Give me a break	597
HHOK	Ha-ha only kidding	597
CUOL	See you online	597
OTH	Off the hook	597
cyal8r	See you later	597
MU@	Meet you at	597
IWALY	I will always love you	597
OBTW	Oh, by the way	597
TTYIAM	Talk to you in a minute	597
YATB	You are the best	597
4EAE	Forever and ever	597
AMAP	As much as possible	597
AON	As of now	597
dstr8	Dang straight	597
H9	Husband in room	597
BI5	Back in five	597
bz	Busy	597
def	Definitely	597
Enuf	Enough	597
thnq	Thank you	597
B2W	Back to work	597
dc	Daycare	597
Jet	Leave quickly	597
awks	Awkward	597
LML	Laughing mad loud	597
Pad	Home	597
srs	Serious	597
JLUK	Just letting you know	597
TBFU	Too bad for you	597
TBQH	To be quite honest	597
ya	You	597
HSMP	Homeschool me please	597
Opa	Greek exclamation	597
uok	You OK?	597
hlp	Help	597
t2go	Time to go	597
tho	Though	597
MML	Made me laugh	597
ATTT	Ain't that the truth	597
LBR	Let's be real	597
GFTD	Gone for the day	597
AISE	As I said earlier	597
4nr	Foreigner	597
AFB	Away from brain	597
CRD	Caucasian Rhythm Disorder	597
BAG	Big a** grin	597
HYH	Hold your horses	597
BAY	Back at you	597
bn	Been	597
COT	Circle of trust	597
CSABR	Continued success and best regards	597
HBTU	Happy birthday to you	597
HHTYAY	Happy holidays to you and yours	597
ef4t	Effort	597
SNH	Sarcasm Noted Here	597
KPC	Keeping parents clueless	597
SGTM	Sounds good to me	597
LH6	Let's have sex	597
LLAP	Live long and prosper	597
b8	Bait	597
BBIAW	Be back in a while	597
TANSTAFL	There ain't no such thing as a free lunch	597
JOMO	Joy of missing out	597
TSIR	The struggle is real	597
PSL	Pumpkin Spice Latte	597
WTAF	What the actual f***	597
PTO	Positive Talk Only	597
kk	K, kewl	597
BIPOC	Black, Indigenous, People of Color	597
MBN	Must be nice	597
Quarantini	A quarantine-times cocktail	597
TSFW	Totally safe for work	597
a&f	Always and forever	597
SYAL	See you all later	597
Perc30	Oxycodone, commonly mixed with fentanyl	597
notif	Notification	597
NSFA	Not safe for anyone	597
WTT	Watching TikTok	597
Lorge	Large	597
Doggo	Dog	597
Pupper	Puppy	597
Floof	Fluff	597
cus	Because	597
DGAF	Don't give a f***	597
STSFM	She's too sexy for me	597
HTSFM	He's too sexy for me	597
ITSFY	I'm too sexy for you	597
IYAM	If you ask me	597
S3x	Sex	597
BBR	Broken beyond repair	597
Died	Laughed hard	597
Here for it	Excited about it	597
db8	Debate	597
Gotta blast	Have to leave	597
Pull	Attract	597
Menty b	Mental breakdown	597
n	No	597
o	Oh	597
AFAWK	As far as we know	597
FS	For sure	597
allg	All good	597
ATSL	Along the same lines	598
AWA	As well as	598
BWBR	Brunette with blonde roots	598
COB	Close of business	598
DAQ	Dumb asked question	598
DIIK	Darned if I know	598
DT	Dang typos	598
FTMP	For the most part	598
GALMA	Go away, leave me alone	598
GDR	Grinning, ducking, running	598
GM	Good morning	598
GOWI	Get on with it	598
H	Hug	598
HA	Hello again	598
HCIT	How cool is that	598
HHSF	Ha-ha, so funny	598
HHVF	Ha-ha, very funny	598
IB2D	I beg to differ	598
ICOCBW	I could, of course, be wrong	598
imot	I'm on that	598
KIR	Keepin' it real	598
ltr	Letter	598
LOL	Lots of love	598
NC	Not cool	598
nm	Nevermind	598
no1	No one	598
SWAK	Sealed with a kiss	598
w/	With	598
W2F	Way too funny	598
WAEFRD	When all else fails, read directions	598
WBP	Write back please	598
WNDITWB	We never did it this way before	598
YWIA	You're welcome in advance	598
VBS	Very big smile	598
HHOJ/K	Ha-ha, only just kidding	598
HHOS	Ha-ha, only serious	598
ONYD	Oh no you didn't	598
Lemeno	Let me know	598
MMOB	Mind my own business	598
WUWT	What's up with that	598
AFWIW	Anyway, for what it's worth	598
IMNSVHO	In my not so very humble opinion	598
PTM	Please tell me	598
RAK	Random act of kindness	598
2morrow	Tomorrow	598
4	For	598
add	Address	598
AYOR	At your own risk	598
bhl8	Be home late	598
CU@	See you around	598
ROFLOL	Rolling on the floor laughing out loud	598
OAR	On a roll	598
NUIGB	Not until I get back	598
IAM	In a minute	598
IKHYF	I know how you feel	598
ILYK	I'll let you know	598
IDMB	I'll do my best	598
iluvu	I love you	598
MMFU	My mate fancies you	598
MTFBWU	May the Force be with you	598
nethng	Anything	598
thanq	Thank you	598
thkq	Thank you	598
POTC	Peck on the cheek	598
IE	That is	598
DK	Don't know	598
HBU	How 'bout you	598
GFY	Good for you	598
GFU	Good for you	598
ROTFLMAO	Rolling on the floor laughing my a** off	598
DMI	Don't mention it	598
CAS	Clothing Acquisition Syndrome	598
SITD	Still in the dark	598
ADN	Any day now	598
TA	Thanks again	598
ack	Acknowledged	598
app	Appreciate	598
iat	Alright	598
CTRN	Can't talk right now	598
BWTM	But wait, there's more	598
OLTL	One Life to Live	598
RYFS	Are you freakin' serious?	598
cul8rm8	See you later, mate	598
LOLAWS	Laughing out loud and with style	598
CYB	Call you back	598
KAS	Kicking and screaming	598
DLM	Don't leave me	598
t2ul8r	Talk to you later	598
TKA	Totally Kick A**	598
WITWW	What in the wide world	598
RUN	Are you in?	598
SYL	See you later	598
kw	Know	598
NOIRL	No one is really laughing	598
MBF	My best friend	598
TCCIC	Take care 'cause I care	598
SAHM	Stay-at-home mom	598
WOHM	Working outside home mom	598
BTCHF	Bye, take care, have fun	598
WWTFW	What's with this f***** up world	598
HAGS	Have a great summer	598
s	Yes	598
DKDC	Don't know, don't care	598
BA	B** a	598
IG	I guess	598
BAT	Bada** trick	598
Pax	Peace and Love	598
COL	Crying out loud	598
mwahugz	Kisses and hugs	598
yupz	OK	598
IJC2SILU	I just called to say I love you	598
2nt	Tonight	598
mng	Manage	598
mngr	Manager	598
2zda	Tuesday	598
3rzda	Thursday	598
AOC	Available on cell	598
nemore	Anymore	598
RTF	Return the favor	598
DRC	Don't really care	598
I8U	I hate you	598
BFFLAB	Best friends for life and beyond	598
TWHS	That's what he said	598
TTUL	Talk to you later	598
WOTD	Workout of the day	598
em	E-mail	598
YMMD	You made my day	598
10x	Thanks	598
DUUT	Do you understand that?	598
Nvrm	Never mind	598
NG	No good	598
IW2BWU	I want to be with you	598
GG	Good grief	598
MOH	Maid of Honor	598
ST2M	Stop talking to me	598
IDT	I don't think	598
AWT	At what time	598
OMC	Oh my Carlisle	598
DU	Darn you	598
FTTB	For the time being	598
DFTBA	Don't forget to be awesome	598
CPE	Coolest Person Ever	598
ALOL	Actually laughing out loud	598
4ward	Forward	598
SBT	Sorry 'bout that	598
bup	Backup Plan	598
CYFB	Check your Facebook	598
BFFN	Best friend for now	598
TAFN	That's all for now	598
BOTB	Back of the book	598
BMBO	Blow my brains out	598
WWI	What was it	598
tab	Talking about	598
DLTBBB	Don't let the bedbugs bite	598
DSI	Don't sweat it	598
IIOK	If I only knew	598
fn	Fine	598
OPM	Other people's money	598
BTHU	Back the heck up	598
SWA	So what a**	598
e1	Everyone	598
AYPI	And your point is?	598
FGS	For goodness' sake	598
TT4N	Ta-ta for now	598
TBCL	To be continued later	598
abt2	About to	598
CRBT	Crying real big tears	598
FC	Fingers crossed	598
HHIS	Hanging head in shame	598
HHOJ	Ha-ha only joking	598
IMS	I am sorry	598
LDR	Long-distance relationship	598
LMSO	Laughing my socks off	598
RUFR	Are you for real?	598
GGOH	Gotta get out of here	598
TAC	That ain't cool	598
OTS	On the scene	598
GL&GH	Good luck and good hunting	598
IYSWIM	If you see what I mean	598
DYLM	Do you love me	598
4got	Forgot	598
SIM	Shoot, it's Monday	598
S/U	Shut up	598
TT2T	Too tired to talk	598
2MFM	Too much for me	598
AMBW	All my best wishes	598
ADIP	Another day in paradise	598
WYD	Who's your daddy?	598
AON	Apropos of nothing	598
EMI	Excuse my ignorance	598
EML	Email me later	598
ICYC	In case you're curious	598
BNR	But not really	598
bcoz	Because	598
DITG	Down in the gutter	598
c-p	Sleepy	598
G2CU	Good to see you	598
sh^	Shut up	598
Wup	What's up	598
G2R	Got to run	598
RQ	Real quick	598
TFLMK	Thanks for letting me know	598
tots	Totally	598
BFK	Big fat kiss	598
H/U	Hook up	598
ILU2	I love you too	598
horribad	Horribly bad	598
nuff	Enough	598
evs	Whatever	598
sitch	Situation	598
OGW	Oh gosh why	598
idd	Indeed	598
outta	Out of	598
TTMN	Talk to me now	598
rox	Rocks	598
TCFN	Take care for now	598
urw	You're welcome	598
Wowzerz	Wow	598
yall	You all	598
2moz	Tomorrow	598
4get	Forget	598
cud	Could	598
KIK	Laughing out loud	598
stahp	Stop	598
SAL	Such a laugh	598
Ermahgerd	Oh my gosh	598
urs4e	Yours forever	598
KHUF	Know how you feel	598
pix	Pictures	598
DIKY	Do I know you?	598
WDYMBT	What do you mean by that?	598
GW	Good work	598
ASAIK	As soon as I know	598
Legit	Legitimate	598
Yesh	Yes	598
TLTR	Too long to read	598
AIMB	As I mentioned before	598
SALTS	Smiled a little then stopped	598
4q	F*** you	598
IIUC	If I understand correctly	598
FOMCL	Fell off my chair laughing	598
Supes	Super	598
cld	Could	598
ALG	Ain't life grand	598
BAU	Business as usual	598
BAG	Busting a gut	598
TBT	Truth be told	598
SOOF	Swear on our friendship	598
AWC	After awhile crocodile	598
AYDY	Are you done yet?	598
BCOY	Big crush on you	598
BFAW	Best friend at work	598
BWI	But what if	598
cqrt	Security	598
DBBSWF	Dream boat body, shipwreck face	598
DYAC	D*** You Auto Correct	598
ILYAAF	I love you as a friend	598
GOYHH	Get off your high horse	598
IDBI	I don't believe it	598
IG2R	I got to run	598
IHNI	I have no idea	598
KOW	Knock on wood	598
WYM	What you mean	598
BYKTA	But you knew that already	598
BRLCFH	Broke ribs laughing, call for help	598
gle1	Good luck everyone	598
GLNG	Good luck next game	598
GMBO	Giggling my butt off	598
BAGL	Busting a gut laughing	598
BFAM	Brother from another mother	598
SFAM	Sister from another mister	598
CCL	Couldn't care less	598
UT2L	You take too long	598
Sugarpic	Erotic photo	598
amirite	Am I right	598
brill	Brilliant	598
TIO	Turn it off	598
LGTM	Looks good to me	598
HBH	Hoes be hatin'	598
ISTG	I swear to God	598
JA	Just asking	598
suh	What's up	598
FAI	Forget about it	598
WAT	Wiping away tears	598
1174	Meet in person at	598
LBS	Laughing but serious	598
CMA	Cover my a**	598
On it	Handling that task	598
Wit	With	598
LAL	Laugh at life	598
PNFO	Probably not for the office	598
WTHIH	Who the heck is he	598
OP	Outta pocket	598
BBFBBM	Body by Fisher, Brains by Mattel	598
BOMK	Best of my knowledge	598
BYOL	Bring your own liquor	598
BYOF	Bring your own food	598
RWA	Rich with attitude	598
HTH	Happy to help	598
1437	I love you forever	598
MFEO	Made for each other	598
TFTHU	Thanks for the heads up	598
Eeyore	A pessimistic person	598
SFSG	So far, so good	598
GDI	God d*** it	598
Sliving	Living your best life	598
3st	Thirst	598
DWAI	Don't worry about it	598
ATP	At this point	598
ATP	Answer the phone	598
Fexting	Fake texting	598
Hella	Very	598
DGMW	Don't get me wrong	598
Unforch	Unfortunately	598
bb	Baby	598
ganna	Going to	598
Nunya	None of your	598
LO	Little one	598
PMO	Pissed me off	598
xian	Christian	598
innit	Isn't it	598
HQ	High quality	598
allat	All that	598
IGYB	I got your back	598
Frl	For real	598
WAHD	Work-at-home dad	598
Noice	Very nice	598
Kneecapped	Greatly damaged	598
WYBMV	Will you be my valentine	598
WTW	What's the word	598
tryna	Trying to	598
ICYDK	In case you didn't know	598
GTS	Go to sleep	598
GMT	Got me tight	598
JWU	Just woke up	598
CBFW	Can't be f***ed with	598
Bidness	Business	598
4rl	For real	599
BYTM	Better you than me	599
CUL	Call you later	599
CYWW2BY	See ya, wouldn't want to be ya	599
DHYB	Don't hold your breath	599
DP	Dear partner	599
DQOTD	Dumb question of the day	599
DQYDJ	Don't quit your day job	599
EOR	End of rant	599
FOCL	Falling off chair laughing	599
FOFL	Falling on the floor laughing	599
G2TU	Got to tell you	599
GI	Good idea	599
GOWM	Go out with me	599
gtrdun	Get 'er done	599
IAGW	In a good way	599
IAYF	It's all your fault	599
IKWUM	I know what you mean	599
ILUB	I love you, baby	599
INRS	It's not rocket science	599
IS	I'm sorry	599
KHYF	Know how you feel	599
LYLAB	Love you like a brother	599
md@ufn	Mad at you for now	599
n	In	599
N2M	Not too much	599
NNITO	Not necessarily in that order	599
NSISR	Not sure if spelled right	599
ROF	Rolling on floor	599
RUB	Are you back	599
SFB	S*** for brains	599
SIL	Sister-in-law	599
TITF	That is too funny	599
TSTL	Too stupid to live	599
TUI	Turning you in	599
URSKTM	You are so kind to me	599
we	Whatever	599
Y2K	You're too kind	599
ATT	All the time	599
BH@	Be home at	599
G2P	Got to pee	599
OICN	Oh, I see now	599
PG	Pretty good	599
BTSOOM	Beats the s*** out of me	599
GR&D	Grinning, running, and ducking	599
HIWTH	Hate it when that happens	599
TWIT	That's what I thought	599
PL	Punchline	599
USAD	You're such a dork	599
GT2T	Got time to talk	599
LULAB	Love you like a brother	599
ROFL	Rolling over freakin' laughing	599
JC	Just curious	599
Yr	Your	599
Rm	Room	599
TMB	Tag me back	599
MOTSS	Members of the same sex	599
ggg	Giggle	599
OTTH	On the third hand	599
RSN	Real soon now	599
SDIHTT	Someday I'll have the time	599
WHYBATT	Where have you been all this time	599
ctr	Center	599
cyr	Call your	599
KWIS	Know what I'm saying	599
FOTFLOL	Falling on the floor, laughing out loud	599
imtg	In meeting	599
mth	Month	599
nufn	Nothing	599
PCM	Please call me	599
soz	Sorry	599
spk	Speak	599
spkr	Speaker	599
URA*	You are a star	599
w8n	Waiting	599
wan2	Want to	599
LBF	Later, best friend	599
SYT	See you tomorrow	599
2C	Too cool	599
LLC	Laughing like crazy	599
N2W	Not to worry	599
DM	Do me	599
YT	You there?	599
WN	Why not	599
IDTS	I don't think so	599
AM	Antemeridian	599
FOFLMAO	Falling on the floor laughing my a** off	599
ROTFLOL	Rolling on the floor laughing out loud	599
FTG	For the group	599
OTGL	On the ground laughing	599
GLWT	Good luck with that	599
MM	Missing my	599
u/l	Upload	599
BBFN	Bye-bye for now	599
BYKT	But you knew that	599
MGB	May God bless	599
LOTFLOL	Lying on the floor laughing out loud	599
GR	Gotta run	599
kthx	Okay, thanks	599
WUBU2	What've you been up to	599
GYSR	Gosh, you're so random	599
LUA	Love you a lot	599
TOW	The one where	599
twds	Towards	599
OTFLMAO	On the floor laughing my a** off	599
RTI	Real-Time Interruption	599
L/F/E	Lovers forever	599
dnt	Don't	599
BWL	Bursting with laughter	599
8	Ate	599
CIP	Cell it please	599
HK	Hugs and kisses	599
JUIL	Just you I love	599
kthxbai	OK, thanks, bye	599
LMWAO	Laughing my white a** off	599
LAL	Laughing a lot	599
git	Get over it	599
ILU	I like you	599
JAS	Just a second	599
BNO	Boys' night out	599
ALAP	As long as possible	599
ROFLMRO	Rolling on the floor laughing my rear off	599
TISNF	That is so not fair	599
PRW	Parents are watching	599
ROTFLMFAO	Rolling on the floor laughing my f**** a off	599
ILYL	I love you lots	599
btwn	Between	599
AYC	Are you coming?	599
ROFLTRABTD	Rolling on floor laughing, thinking Republicans are better than Democrats	599
TMAI	Tell me about it	599
NBL	Not bloody likely	599
AYS	Are you serious?	599
4eva	Forever	599
LUGLS	Love you girls like sisters	599
LIQ	Laughing inside quietly	599
GNST	Goodnight, sleep tight	599
LOLUSA	Laughing out loud until sides ache	599
WTFAY	Where the f*** are you?	599
HTSUS	Hope to see you soon	599
AYTMTB	And you're telling me this because	599
OMFGAZ	Oh my freaking gosh and zounds	599
SIG	Silence is golden	599
SUF	Shut your face	599
MFB	Motherf*ing B**	599
ITR	In the room	599
Wrudoin	What are you doing	599
txtin	Texting	599
KMB	Kiss my butt	599
tlkin	Talking	599
2mrw	Tomorrow	599
hm	Home	599
BTM	Bite me	599
TMTH	Too much to handle	599
BASOR	Breathing a sigh of relief	599
teme	Tell me	599
LY	Love ya	599
OMGWTFBBQ	Oh my gosh, what the f***, barbeque	599
poed	P*ssed off	599
laf	Laugh	599
laffing	Laughing	599
FAH	Funny as heck	599
YKHII	You know how it is	599
YCCOI	You can count on it	599
STMS	Sick to my stomach	599
YMSF	Your momma's so fat	599
*$$	Starbucks	599
WUA	What's up anyway?	599
TBY	Teacher behind you	599
MMHRD	Many Many Happy Returns of the Day	599
BO	Back off	599
N1C	No one cares	599
IH8U	I hate you	599
NYB	Not your business	599
plox	Please	599
WL	Whatta loser	599
rn	Run	599
LLPOF	Liar liar pants on fire	599
CTC	Call the cell	599
wv	With	599
ggg	Gotta get a grip	599
DUK	Didn't you know?	599
2C4U	Too cool for you	599
siul8r	See you later	599
LTD	Lovers 'til death	599
h8t	Hate	599
alt	A lot	599
TT	Talking to	599
I8	I ate	599
IKYD	I know you did	599
WLOL	Whip laugh out loud	599
sok	It's OK	599
DILLIGAFF	Does it look like I give a flying flip?	599
DIKU	Do I know you	599
YDI	You deserve it	599
MLIA	My life is average	599
ATPM	About to pee myself	599
TOIOM	This one is on me	599
YD	Ya dig?	599
LSHMSFOAIDMT	Laughing so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco	599
Rn	Russian	599
IHA	I hate acronyms	599
BTHO	Back the heck off	599
PWT	Poor white trash	599
BTWITIAILWU	By the way, I think I am in love with you	599
IAD	It all depends	599
lu4ever	Love you forever	599
pl8	Plate	599
OM	Oh man	599
W2G	Way to go	599
ANFSCD	And now for something completely different	599
OTG	On the ground	599
BWDIK	But what do I know	599
A2T	Addicted to texting	599
ROBL	Rolling on back laughing	599
ULKGR8	You look great	599
Q4U	Question for you	599
AYSOS	Are you stupid or something?	599
BMGWL	Busting my gut with laughter	599
CSL	Can't stop laughing	599
CYO	See you online	599
DLTM	Don't lie to me	599
GIWIST	Gee, I wish I'd said that	599
IOH	I'm outta here	599
IYKWIM	If you know what I mean	599
LIS	Laughing in silence	599
AMG	Ah my gosh	599
DDSOS	Different day, same old stuff	599
IB	I'm back	599
NT	No thanks	599
WFM	Works for me	599
bitmt	But in the meantime	599
CDIWY	Couldn't do it without you	599
FOS	Freedom of speech	599
GD&RVF	Grinning, ducking, and running very fast	599
HLM	He loves me	599
HMS	Hanging myself	599
IDI	I doubt it	599
IMVU	Instant Messaging Virtual Universe	599
LSHIFOMD	Laughing so hard I fell off my dinosaur	599
ILYFAE	I love you forever and ever	599
LHU	Lord help us	599
LHUA	Lord help us all	599
NFI	No freaking idea	599
TU	Thank you	599
OMH	Oh my heavens!	599
BTD	Bored to death	599
BTN	Better than nothing	599
DISTOL	Did I say that out loud?	599
kthxbi	OK, thanks, bye	599
FWM	Fine with me	599
FISH	First in still here	599
HOIC	Hold on, I'm coming	599
HWGA	Here we go again	599
2BZ4UQT	Too busy for you, cutie	599
wrisit	Where is it	599
H^	Hook up	599
bibi	Bye bye	599
GTM	Giggle to myself	599
LMAOTC	Laughing my a** off the chair	599
KMP	Keep me posted	599
WRU@	Where are you at?	599
wk	Week	599
SNERT	Snot nosed egotistical rude teenager	599
AFAIR	As far as I remember	599
SMH	Smash my head	599
ftr	After	599
BFF4L	Best friends forever for life	599
coo	Cool	599
KML	Killing myself laughing	599
Frealz	For real	599
Lawlz	Laugh out loud	599
RPMO	Really pissing me off	599
WIYP	What is your problem	599
ASP	After show party	599
ridic	Ridiculous	599
gorge	Gorgeous	599
IIWY	If I were you	599
ura	You're a	599
Urp	Vomit	599
wld	Would	599
WLYK	Will let you know	599
3q	Thank you	599
DWT	Driving while texting	599
ZOMFG	Oh my freakin' gosh!	599
anuda	Another	599
Bootsie	Boring person	599
XTL	Cross the line	599
ICCL	I couldn't care less	599
NF	Not funny	599
MMS	Multimedia Messaging Service	599
BISLY	But I still love you	599
Gpa	Grandpa	599
Attaboy	Good job	599
KYFM	Kiss yourself for me	599
PJ	Pearl Jam	599
ASYC	As soon as you can	599
ASAYC	As soon as you can	599
CRN	Chuckling right now	599
@TEOTD	At the end of the day	599
IHM	I hate Mondays	599
YGTI	You get the idea	599
AOAS	All of a sudden	599
E2EG	Ear to ear grin	599
Attagirl	Good job	599
H2CUS	Hope to see you soon	599
ion	I don't	599
B@U	Back at you	599
CF	Cluster f***	599
PTH	Prime tanning hours	599
ROTFFL	Rolling on the freaking floor laughing	599
NMP	Not my problem	599
1NAM	One in a million	599
2nte	Tonight	599
4AO	For adults only	599
ABD	Already been done	599
BAM	Below average mentality	599
BMF	Bad mother f******	599
BTFO	Back the f*** off	599
BTHOOM	Beats the heck out of me	599
CRAT	Can't remember a thing	599
CRAWS	Can't remember anything worth s***	599
CTFD	Calm the f*** down	599
CUIMD	See you in my dreams	599
DGYF	Dang girl, you're fine	599
ELOL	Evil laugh out loud	599
ILI	I love it	599
GMILY	Good morning, I love you	599
GI	Google it	599
GWI	Get with it	599
HITAKS	Hang in there and keep smiling	599
IAGTKOM	I ain't got that kind of money	599
IANAE	I am not an expert	599
ICBW	It could be worse	599
ICFILWY	I could fall in love with you	599
IFYP	I feel your pain	599
IGN	I've got nothing	599
ITYK	I thought you knew	599
BMFL	Best mates for life	599
BFFTTE	Best friends forever 'til the end	599
IWY	I want you	599
CLAB	Crying like a baby	599
241	Two for one	599
7DAW	Seven days a week	599
GAC	Get a clue	599
ting	Thing	599
WAPCE	Women are pure concentrated evil	599
BU2M	Been up to much?	599
MTTN	Milk through the nose	599
nething	Anything	599
TCOY	Take care of yourself	599
POC	Person of color	599
NBSB	No boyfriend since birth	599
LSHIH	Laughing so hard it hurts	599
TILII	Tell it like it is	599
SICL	Sitting in chair laughing	599
DWB	Driving while black	599
IWSN	I want sex now	599
NLOL	Not laughing out loud	599
JTO	Just this once	599
JTM	I love you	599
TYLJ	Thank you Lord Jesus	599
SFW	So freaking what	599
Snoozle	Nap	599
PAW	Parents at work	599
AYPL	Are your parents listening	599
GOM	Grumpy old man	599
LIDHE	Like I don't have enough	599
ELI5	Explain like I'm 5	599
LCTS	Let's change the subject	599
STS	Smirk to self	599
LHH	Laughing hecka hard	599
v	Very	599
ICYWTBE	In case you went to bed early	599
WITS	What is this s***	599
IAFWU	I ain't f***ing with you	599
GDIT	Go do it then	599
sup	Stand up paddle board	599
DS	Deep state	599
MDA	Mega dumb a**	599
ALOL	Audibly laughing out loud	599
WASP	White Anglo-Saxon Protestant	599
Chingo	A lot	599
Wuz	What is	599
GD	God D***	599
FOD	Friend of Dorothy	599
TITF	Taking it too far	599
tek	Take	599
TMTT	Tell me the truth	599
Embiggen	Enlarge	599
IANAD	I am not a doctor	599
Tweakin	Doing crazy stuff	599
WDYC	Why do you care	599
CMM	Change my mind	599
Catch these hands	Get punched	599
S2G	Swear to God	599
TTMN	Talk to me nice	599
CMN	Call me now	599
IMA	I must admit	599
NFDL	Not funny, didn't laugh	599
yte	White	599
Fexting	Fighting via text message	599
NYP	Not your problem	599
CC	Casually chilling	599
DTN4L	Don't trust no one for life	599
cos	Because	599
Rashing	Insulting	599
Finessing	Tricking someone into giving you something	599
wsp	What's up	599
ABOC	Alcoholic beverage of choice	599
pred	Predator	599
tranna	Trying to	599
HTH	How the heck	599
Smth	Something	599
TNTL	Trying not to laugh	599
y	Yes	599
NFS	No funny stuff	599
LMKWYT	Let me know what you think	599
Shool	School	599
JIT	Juvenile in training	599
NFI	Not freaking invited	599
BD	Baby daddy	599
LMKWYC	Let me know when you can	599
Odee	Very	599
CTB	Catch the bus	599
WBK	We been knew	599
Purr	Expression of approval	599
TSFW	Too stupid for words	599
STTA	Something to think about	599
collab	Collaboration	599
Po'd	Pissed off	599
Tmr	Tomorrow	599
IDGAS	I don't give a s***	599
S/O	Shout out	599
ML	My love	599
Smt	Something	599
szn	Season	599
whatcha	What are you	599
BIL	Brother-in-law	600
DD	Dear daughter	600
DMY	Don't mess yourself	600
DS	Dear son	600
G4U	Good for you	600
GA	Go ahead	600
GAS	Greetings and salutations	600
HB	Hug back	600
HH	Ha-ha	600
IDGI	I don't get it	600
KYSOTI	Keep your stick on the ice	600
LYLAS	Love you like a sister	600
LYMI	Love you, mean it	600
MOO	My own opinion	600
NMJC	Nothing much, just chillin'	600
SOSO	Same old, same old	600
stpd	Stupid	600
SWALK	Sweet, with all love, kisses	600
TC	That's cool	600
VBG	Very big grin	600
WDMB	Will do my best	600
SB	Smiling back	600
JMO	Just my opinion	600
TTM	Talk to me	600
SOOI	Stay out of it	600
chingo	Chat lingo	600
JC	Just checking	600
MOTAS	Members of the appropriate sex	600
K	Kiss	600
GD&R	Grinning, ducking, and running	600
WHYBAD	Where have you been all day	600
UKWIS	You know what I'm saying	600
lyn	Lying	600
ne	Any	600
rucmng	Are you coming?	600
WOT	Waste of time	600
YYSSW	Yeah yeah, sure sure, whatever	600
WB	Way bored	600
FOTFLMAO	Falling on the floor laughing my a** off	600
azn	Asian	600
azm	Awesome	600
OO	Over and out	600
LST	Long-sleeve t-shirt	600
HY	Heck yeah	600
ILYLC	I love you like crazy	600
GTFOOH	Get the f*** out of here	600
BYH	Bless your heart	600
RBAY	Right back at you	600
mab	Maybe	600
CICU	Can I see you?	600
PMPL	Piss my pants laughing	600
hry	Hurry	600
GYFO	Get your freak on	600
AAWC	After a while, crocodile	600
BOHICA	Bend over here it comes again	600
YG2BJ	You've got to be joking	600
OK	One kiss	600
KM	Kiss me	600
INU	I need you	600
TM	Tell me	600
AYKM	Are you kidding me?	600
IMS	If memory serves	600
LOQ	Laughing out quietly	600
IAIL	I am in love	600
8TB	Ate the bait	600
YS	You suck	600
TTYW	Talk to you whenever	600
GAG	Got any gossip?	600
LWT	Laughing with tears	600
ICE	In case of emergency	600
samzd	Still amazed	600
LOLHK	Lots of love, hugs, and kisses	600
NN2R	No need to reply	600
SMDH	Shaking my d*** head	600
BTWITIAILWY	By the way, I think I am in love with you	600
UT	You there?	600
LOLROFLMAO	Laughing out loud, rolling on floor, laughing my a** off	600
POMS	Peace out my sucka	600
ohemgee	Oh my gosh	600
omgf	Oh my godfather	600
BBB	Boring beyond belief	600
4n	Foreign	600
r8	Rate	600
LFTD	Laugh for the day	600
FAF	Funny as f***	600
AMS	Ask me something	600
AMBL	All my boundless love	600
BTWITILY	By the way, I think I love you	600
4ever	Forever	600
GIC	God's in control	600
TYL	Thank you, Lord	600
WUGF	What up girlfriend	600
SWAS	Said with a smile	600
BTWITIILWY	By the way, I think I'm in love with you	600
BG	Big grin	600
ATST	At the same time	600
BEG	Big evil grin	600
DWB	Don't write back	600
GBHK	Great big hug and kiss	600
J4G	Just for grins	600
IDN	I don't know	600
WT	What the	600
HYL	Help You Later	600
BTOBS	Be there or be square	600
CFS	Care for a secret?	600
4COL	For crying out loud	600
G4I	Go for it	600
2moro	Tomorrow	600
BIO	Bring it on	600
H4U	Hot for you	600
KFY	Kiss for you	600
TAU	Thinking about you	600
dnbl8	Do not be late	600
Terribad	Terribly bad	600
tlking	Talking	600
ight	Alright	600
JCI	Just checking in	600
iz	Is	600
W4U	Wait for you	600
KOL	Kiss on lips	600
LSHTMSFOAIDMT	Laughing so hard that my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco	600
Gerd	Oh my gosh!	600
MEGO	My eyes glaze over	600
ADIH	Another day in Hell	600
DDG	Drop dead gorgeous	600
FTC	Failure to communicate	600
LTHTT	Laughing too hard to type	600
mo	More	600
yrp	Europe	600
AIME	As I mentioned earlier	600
ASAYGT	As soon as you get this	600
AFDA	A few days ago	600
PLOS	Parents looking over shoulder	600
PTOYED	Please turn off your electronic devices	600
UG2BK	You've got to be kidding	600
APAC	All praise and credit	600
q	Question	600
AYEC	At your earliest convenience	600
NEWO	Never-ending winter overlords	600
BGF	Best girl friend	600
btr	Better	600
CY	Calm yourself	600
DBMIB	Don't bother me I'm busy	600
EWI	Emailing while intoxicated	600
kb	Keyboard	600
UTFL	Use the force, Luke	600
BYT	Bright young thing	600
DGT	Don't go there	600
LSHMBH	Laughing so hard my belly hurts	600
NGSB	No girlfriend since birth	600
URTM	You are the man	600
YGTBKM	You've got to be kidding me	600
TMB	Tweet me back	600
SMAIM	Send me an Instant Message	600
GYPO	Get your pants off	600
Geddit	Get it	600
perf	Perfect	600
IMMD	It made my day	600
Mistext	A text sent to the wrong person	600
Shiz	S***	600
sntnc	Sentence	600
OTD	Older than dirt	600
NMH	Nodding my head	600
IMP	It's my pleasure	600
Text door neighbor	A person with a similar phone number	600
WI	Willful ignorance	600
TTR	Time to relax	600
IDW	I don't want	600
TF	Too funny	600
BYAM	Between You And Me	600
ibfs	Internet best friends	600
BTS	Be there soon	600
FOBI	Fear of being included	600
STFD	Slow the f*** down	600
KB	Kick back	600
H&W	Husband and wife	600
Crine	Crying	600
blvmot	Believe me on that	601
BTA	But then again	601
BW	Be well	601
CYE	Check your email	601
dlo	Down low	601
HTN	High time now	601
HDYLMN	How do you like me now	601
IRSTBO	It really sucks the big one	601
ITYM	I think you mean	601
LMHO	Laughing my hiney off	601
LOFL	Laughing out freakin' loud	601
n8kd	Naked	601
SSDD	Same stuff, different day	601
SWMBO	She who must be obeyed	601
WC	Who cares	601
YOOW	You're out of work	601
s	Smiling	601
GBH&K	Great big hug and kiss	601
AI	As if	601
LMAOROF	Laughing my a** off rolling on the floor	601
GL	Get lost	601
FFWE	Finds fault with everything	601
GJP	Good job partner	601
WOA	Work of art	601
OTL	Out to lunch	601
puks	Pick up the kids	601
WRUD	What are you doing	601
BOOMS	Bored out of my skull	601
wkd	Wicked	601
sk8r	Skater	601
j	Joking	601
l	Laughing	601
G2PB	Got to pee badly	601
SYS	See you soon	601
posbl	Possible	601
kl	Kool	601
DYM	Did you mean	601
RDF	Real deal feeling	601
no	Know	601
HU	Hold up	601
YPML	You're pulling my leg	601
IAWMP	I almost wet my pants	601
OMGROFLMAO	Oh my gosh, rolling on the floor laughing my a** off	601
ROTFLMFAO	Rolling on the floor laughing my fat a** off	601
LMFHO	Laughing my freakin' heart out	601
MW	Most welcome	601
xep	Except	601
LOTI	Laughing on the inside	601
FF	Flying f***	601
YSJ	You're so jealin'	601
URAB	You are a b****	601
agl	Angel	601
GOL	Groaning out loud	601
HLBD	Happy late birthday	601
CYM	Check your Myspace	601
CTFU	Cracking the f*** up	601
DYD	Don't you dare	601
PDH	Pretty darn hot	601
ITILY	I think I love you	601
mmk	OK	601
ITBOOTP	In the bathroom, out of toilet paper	601
TTYAW	Talk to you after work	601
URAL	You are a loser	601
NOM	No offense meant	601
ema	Email address	601
5FS	Five Finger Salute	601
aar8	At any rate	601
oomf	Great strain	601
YST	You still there	601
dno	Don't know	601
BRO	Be right over	601
FF	Friends forever	601
KMUF	Kiss me you fool	601
L8rg8r	Later, gator	601
NITM	Not in the mood	601
VG	Very good	601
BAE	Before anything else	601
vry	Very	601
FOMOH	Fear of missing out on hockey	601
chk	Check	601
clk	Click	601
cre8	Create	601
ALW	Ain't life wonderful	601
BTYC	Better than you can	601
BTOIYA	Be there or it's your a**	601
BTWBO	Be there with bells on	601
DURS	Dang you are sexy	601
LOLH	Laughing out loud hysterically	601
BFUT	Best friends until tomorrow	601
1aat	One at a time	601
OWTTE	Or words to that effect	601
BBQ	Be back quick	601
IDFKA	I don't f****** know anymore	601
p	Pretty	601
PSF	Pumpkin Spice Frappuccino	601
PWOMS	Parent watching over my shoulder	601
T-giving	Thanksgiving	601
CFS	Cute, funny, sweet	601
BFF&E	Best friends forever and ever	601
BB	Bright blessings	602
BB	Blessed be	602
DYFI	Did you find it	602
IDNDT	I did not do that	602
JLMK	Just let me know	602
LMFBO	Laughing my fat butt off	602
w8am	Wait a minute	602
WADITWB	We always did it that way before	602
FF	Freeze frame	602
1ce	Once	602
lv1	Leave one	602
BM	Bite me	602
KK	Kiss kiss	602
BFH	B** from h*	602
DYTTH	Did you talk to him?	602
DYTTH	Did you talk to her?	602
UW	You're welcome	602
T2UL	Talk to you later	602
t2ul8er	Talk to you later	602
Rgd	Regard	602
TTG	Time to go	602
TTYN	Talk to you never	602
LAFS	Love at first sight	602
BST	But seriously though	602
NPS	No problem, sweetie	602
SETE	Smiling ear to ear	602
WAY	Who are you?	602
WUD	What's up, dog?	602
511	Too much information	602
DUR	Do you remember	602
SH	Short handed	602
sesh	Session	602
5150	Crazy	602
GAD	Get a dictionary	602
GC	Good Crib	602
CICYH	Can I copy your homework	602
GTPB	Got to pee badly	602
ADBB	All done, bye-bye	602
FSE	Funniest s*** ever	602
AFDB	A few days back	602
chln	Chilling	602
PP	Personal problem	602
BHG	Big hearted guy	602
CYM	Check your messages	602
DBABAI	Don't be a baby about it	602
BFTP	Blast from the past	602
uncrtn	Uncertain	602
WIU	Wrap it up	602
xme	Excuse me	602
LHM	Lord have mercy	602
WFP	Work from pub	602
LOL	Little old lady	603
ONNA	Oh no, not again	603
SMEM	Send me an e-mail	603
HH	Holding hands	603
IWTY	I would tickle you	603
hp	Handphone	603
sum1	Someone	603
ISH	I'm so hungry	603
IDHI	I don't have it	603
L8er	Later	603
NSFW	Not suitable for women	603
HU	Hang-up	603
PTSB	Pass the sick bucket	603
OMFGYASB	Oh my freaking gosh, you're a sexy beast	603
tlk	Talk	603
SALAB	Stop acting like a baby	603
SLAP	Sounds like a plan	603
LD	Later dude	603
DHTC	Don't hit the cell	603
AFPOE	A fresh pair of eyes	603
IAT	I am tired	603
DR	Double rainbow	603
PIMP	Peeing in my pants	604
WBWYC	Write back when you can	604
MOTOS	Members of the opposite sex	604
IDGRA	I don't give a rat's a**	604
mob	Mobile	604
Hot-tea	Hottie	604
Y	Yawning	604
FH	F***ing Heck	604
VN	Very nice	604
CYT	See you tomorrow	604
CTM	Chuckle to myself	604
BIOYE	Blow it out your ear	604
GT	Good try	604
BBF	Body by Fisher	604
BN	Bad news	605
SO8	Sweet	605
GOLF	Gentlemen only, ladies forbidden	605
CNRHKYITF	Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you in the face	605
cia	See ya	605
IDS	I'm dead serious	606
Der	Duh	606
CTMQ	Chuckling to myself quietly	606
OMD	Oh my da**!	607
LC	Let's celebrate	607
YRAG	You are a geek	607
DX	Driving	607
TH	Tears of happiness	608
GTG	Good to go	617
GYAT	Get your act together	622
ONB	Outward nose breath	628
AAMOF	As a matter of fact	600
FITB	Fill in the blanks	600
gv	Give	600
icurnvs	I see you are envious	600
NOTTOMH	Not off the top of my head	600
TCO	Taken care of	600
URC	You are caught	600
GD&H	Grinning, ducking, and hiding	600
G2GIAM	Got to go in a minute	600
AUT	Are you there	600
BAIC	Boy am I confused	600
IHI	I have it	600
MIBG	Mental image be gone	600
DBMN	Don't bug me now	600
ICHI	I can't help it	600
Bubi	Goodbye	600
ROFLUSA	Rolling on floor laughing until sides ache	600
TWSI	That was so ironic	600
TWTI	That was totally ironic	600
ROLMBO	Rolling over laughing my butt off	600
AWHFY	Are we having fun yet?	600
OC	Of course	600
AOTA	All of the above	600
FBTW	Fine, be that way	600
LNK	Love and kisses	600
dewd	Dude	600
J2LYK	Just to let you know	600
Brillz	Brilliant	600
HWIK	How would I know	600
essench	Essential	600
obs	Obviously	600
Smishing	SMS phishing	600
ceebs	Can't be bothered	600
DBTS	Don't believe their s***	600
OSLT	Or something like that	600
NTIM	Not that it matters	600
Eva	Ever	600
Lawls	Laugh out loud	600
RML	Read my lips	600
every1	Everyone	600
ADAD	Another day another dollar	600
BYKI	Before you know it	600
G2K	Good to know	600
AIIC	As if I care	600
b4u	Before you	600
CF	Coffee freak	600
AFAIAA	As far as I am aware	600
BAO	Be aware of	600
BBIAS	Be back in a second	600
BG	Be good	600
BIOYN	Blow it out your nose	600
BITD	Back in the day	600
BTDTGTS	Been there, done that, got the shirt	600
btfldy	Beautiful day	600
CMU	Crack me up	600
EL	Evil laugh	600
GNSD	Goodnight, sweet dreams	600
ICEDI	I can't even discuss it	600
bblr	Be back later	600
GTRM	Going to read mail	600
LTD	Living the dream	600
BFFLTDDUP	Best friends for life 'til death do us part	600
BTDTGTTSAWIO	Been there, done that, got the T-shirt and wore it out	600
SOMSW	Someone over my shoulder watching	600
fln	felan	600
TINWIS	That is not what I said	600
Wowzers	Wow	600
WAJ	What a jerk	600
YCMU	You crack me up	600
PMF	Pardon my French	600
Pthththt	Whatever	600
Textplanation	Text explanation	600
DTN	Don't trust no one	600
DTM	Down to meet	600
ML	Much love	600

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