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Text Messaging Slang

Nearly everyone has a mobile phone these days, so text messaging has become one of the most common mediums for using chat slang. By using acronyms and abbreviations in your text messages, you can save characters and type your messages even faster. Below is a list of slang terms that can help you improve your texting efficiency.

Slang Term	Meaning	Votes
XD	Laughing out loud	82
LOL	Laughing out loud	201
143444	I love you very very much	246
mk	Okay	259
IDK	I don't know	306
NP	No problem	317
TTYL	Talk to you later	330
XX	Kisses	372
TY	Thank you	377
BTW	By the way	388
sus	Suspicious	391
WTF	What the f***	399
OMG	Oh my gosh	415
BRB	Be right back	417
IK	I know	417
thx	Thanks	427
Y	Why	443
SMH	Shaking my head	447
wut	What	453
24/7	Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week	458
831	I love you	462
YW	You're welcome	464
143	I love you	472
bc	Because	479
IKR	I know, right?	486
b/f	Boyfriend	486
gn	Goodnight	490
gf	Girlfriend	491
TTYT	Talk to you tomorrow	494
Whoa	Expression of surprise	499
XDD	Laughing especially hard	501
FML	F*** my life	504
xbf	Ex-boyfriend	504
2	To	507
TTTT	Too tired to talk	508
KK	OK	509
muah	Kiss	512
sec	Second	514
TF	The f***	514
ATM	At the moment	517
G2G	Got to go	517
1432	I love you, too	518
pls	Please	520
plz	Please	522
msg	Message	522
IMO	In my opinion	523
GTG	Got to go	524
bcz	Because	525
Yeet	To throw something out of rage	525
bsf	Best friend	525
nvm	Nevermind	526
FFS	For f***'s sake	526
LMFAO	Laughing my freakin' a** off	528
HRU	How are you	529
OTW	On the way	529
haha	Laughing	532
WTH	What the heck	535
NS	No s***	535
u	You	537
FTW	For the win	537
ROFL	Rolling on the floor laughing	539
b4	Before	541
IDC	I don't care	541
Hottie	An attractive person	541
r	Are	542
TYVM	Thank you very much	544
imma	I'm gonna	544
perv	Pervert	544
Igh	Alright	544
2M2H	Too much to handle	545
Fr	For real	545
bbg	Baby girl	545
J/K	Just kidding	546
l8r	Later	546
NT	Nice try	546
OIC	Oh, I see	546
GTK	Good to know	546
RN	Right now	546
ROFLMAO	Rolling on floor, laughing my a** off	547
AF	As f***	547
TGIF	Thank goodness it's Friday	548
WDYM	What do you mean?	549
459	I love you	549
IDEK	I don't even know	549
WYD	What you doing?	549
411	Information	550
H&K	Hugs and kisses	550
qt	Cutie	550
BK	Back	550
14643	I will always love you	550
TBC	To be continued	551
sux	Sucks	553
LMIRL	Let's meet in real life	554
ASL	Age, sex, location	555
min	Minute	555
feels	Feelings	555
IDFC	I don't freaking care	555
hun	Honey	556
FU	F*** you	557
LMAO	Laughing my a** off	558
mhm	Mm-hmm	558
HAG1	Have a good one	558
Wha	What	558
asf	As f***	558
d/c	Disconnected	559
Kinda	Kind of	559
FWB	Friends with benefits	559
luv	Love	560
mins	Minutes	560
bday	Birthday	560
sorta	Sort of	560
Woah	Expression of surprise	560
TYSM	Thank you so much	560
FOMO	Fear of missing out	561
fit	Outfit	561
NOYB	None of your business	562
AYFKM	Are you freaking kidding me	562
LOLOL	Lots of laugh out louds	563
w00t	Joy and excitement	563
IMU	I miss you	563
MIA	Missing in action	563
THOT	That hoe over there	563
cuz	Because	564
mwa	Kiss	564
ltr	Later	564
lil	Little	564
meh	Whatever	564
b-day	Birthday	565
STFU	Shut the f*** up	565
Sry	Sorry	565
IDFWU	I don't f*** with you	565
Code 9	Parents are here	565
c	See	566
MYOB	Mind your own business	567
addy	Address	567
Rdy	Ready	567
BAE	Before anyone else	567
Bet	You bet	567
NM	Not much	568
NSFW	Not safe for work	568
KMAB	Kiss my a, b**	568
BSTS	Better safe than sorry	569
HBY	How 'bout you?	569
LYL	Love you lots	570
X	Kiss	570
BTDT	Been there, done that	571
WRU	Where are you	571
HMU	Hit me up	571
FOH	F*** outta here	571
YRP	You are pretty	571
d	Di**	571
b/c	Because	572
cya	See ya	572
FWIW	For what it's worth	572
L8	Late	572
SU	Shut up	572
IMY	I miss you	572
mwah	Kiss	572
^5	High five	573
2day	Today	573
SD	Sweet dreams	573
LMK	Let me know	574
SOL	S*** out of luck	574
IMHO	In my honest opinion	574
hehe	Laughing	574
IDGAF	I don't give a f***	574
XO	Kiss and Hug	574
ILYSM	I love you so much	575
IMD	In my dreams	575
shud	Should	575
yup	Yes	575
tn	Tonight	575
UY	Up yours	576
OMFG	Oh my freaking gosh	576
FTF	Face to face	576
mkay	OK	576
yrs	Years	576
acc	Actually	576
2H2H	Too hot to handle	577
NFW	No freakin' way	577
da	The	577
hw	Homework	577
rly	Really	577
pwnd	Owned	577
yeap	Yes	577
BB	Bye bye	578
tnx	Thanks	578
4U	For you	578
PITA	Pain in the a**	578
MMB	Message me back	578
3sum	Threesome	578
Rawr	Roar	578
GTR	Got to run	578
aight	Alright	578
dunno	Don't know	578
Cmon	Come on	578
ya	Yes	578
WTFF	What the f*ing f*	578
WFH	Work from home	578
FRFR	For real for real	578
GJ	Good job	579
HF	Have fun	579
W8	Wait	579
WDUW	What do you want	579
mgmt	Management	579
mtg	Meeting	579
uraqt	You are a cutie	579
TWIS	That's what I said	579
YRL	You are lame	579
LU	Love you	579
ATW	All the way	579
DGA	Don't go anywhere	579
DQMOT	Don't quote me on this	579
DTF	Down to f***	579
Bai	Bye	579
S2U	Same to you	579
tmrw	Tomorrow	579
lk	Like	579
xgf	Ex-girlfriend	579
Thirsty	Desiring a person	579
xan	Xanax	579
AFAIK	As far as I know	580
BC	Be cool	580
JS	Just saying	580
ILU	I love you	580
UR	Your	580
ILY	I love you	580
LYSM	Love you so much	580
AYK	As you know	580
NBSP	No bull s*** please	580
458	I love you	580
WAYD	What are you doing	580
lolz	Laugh out louds	580
cz	Because	580
yo	Hey	580
obv	Obviously	580
HCG	Hardcore Gamer	580
kms	Kill myself	580
NW	No worries	580
BFD	Big freakin' deal	581
SOS	Same old stuff	581
TC	Take care	581
NC	No comment	581
BH	Better half	581
AH	At home	581
srsly	Seriously	581
DND	Do not disturb	581
LLOL	Literally laughing out loud	581
IAB	In a bit	581
A3	Anytime, anywhere, anyone	581
LYLC	Love you like crazy	581
HIG	How's it going?	581
K3U	I love you	581
ugh	Disappointed	581
CG	Computer Graphics	581
WYA	Where you at?	581
DD	Designated driver	581
HIFW	How I felt when	581
DAF	Dope as f***	581
Tune up	Beat up	581
BFFR	Be f***ing for real	581
4L	For life	581
BION	Believe it or not	582
DW	Don't worry	582
TAY	Thinking about you	582
PLMK	Please let me know	582
BFFL	Best friends for life	582
lv	Love	582
w84m	Wait for me	582
wuu2	What are you up to	582
AAF	Always and forever	582
CTN	Can't talk now	582
JJ	Just joking	582
POC	Piece of crap	582
br	Bathroom	582
MM	Make me	582
HU	Hook up	582
NL	Not likely	582
MT	Mistype	582
nvr	Never	582
YGM	You've got mail	582
WDYT	What do you think	582
g/f	Girlfriend	582
RUS	Are you serious	582
HT	Hi there	582
HUD	How you doing?	582
Wub	Love	582
yep	Yes	582
TTTT	To tell the truth	582
Cray	Crazy	582
A2D	Agree to disagree	582
PMKI	Pretty much killin' it	582
CTC	Care to chat?	582
hr	Hour	582
DTP	Disturbing the peace	582
gimme	Give me	582
Xanny	Xanax	582
Secks	Sex	582
CU	See you	583
JSYK	Just so you know	583
me2	Me too	583
TTFN	Ta-ta for now	583
TTYS	Talk to you soon	583
TYT	Take your time	583
JP	Just playing	583
WTHDTM	What the heck does that mean?	583
u-ok	You OK?	583
YSW	Yeah sure whatever	583
TTL	Time to leave	583
303	Mom	583
NTY	No thank you	583
Kewl	Cool	583
d8	Date	583
TTY	Talk to you	583
IWALU	I will always love you	583
AYFR	Are you for real?	583
STFD	Sit the f*** down	583
AJ	Absolute jerk	583
FYKI	For your kind information	583
h8r	Hater	583
DBD	Don't be dumb	583
CYM	Check your mail	583
Cringe	Unpleasant	583
CYL	Catch ya later	584
gb	Goodbye	584
IOW	In other words	584
WTG	Way to go	584
WU	What's up	584
WYWH	Wish you were here	584
*$	Starbucks	584
IWU	I want you	584
WAS	Wait a second	584
IHY	I hate you	584
prvt	Private	584
ROLF	Rolling on laughing floor	584
TBF	To be fair	584
NJ	Nice job	584
J/W	Just wondering	584
HML	Hate my life	584
Fav	Favorite	584
WBY	What about you?	584
BA	Bad a**	584
xans	Xanax	584
2U2	To you too	585
BFFM	Best friends forevermore	585
J/P	Just playing	585
ITYS	I told you so	585
bd	Birthday	585
LOI	Laughing on the inside	585
TOU	Thinking of you	585
grl	Girl	585
T2U	Talk to you	585
cul8r	Call you later	585
wat	What	585
HOPE	Have Only Positive Expectations	585
ITILY	I think I like you	585
Gnite	Goodnight	585
LJK	LOL just kidding	585
HNY	Happy New Year	585
adorbs	Adorable	585
Sexting	Sending sexually explicit messages	585
TBR	To be real	585
CUL	Catch you later	586
HO	Hold on	586
NLT	No later than	586
TOH	Typing one-handed	586
KB	Kiss back	586
xlnt	Excellent	586
luzr	Loser	586
b	Be	586
G2G	Good to go	586
ruok	Are you OK?	586
BS	Bulls***	586
AA	Adiós amigo	586
frnd	Friend	586
SML	So much love	586
watev	Whatever	586
GMV	Got my vote	586
IDU	I don't understand	586
ILAMY	I love and miss you	586
LMA	Leave me alone	586
FTEW	For the epic win	586
G9	Goodnight	586
HWU	Hey, what's up?	586
HAGO	Have a good one	586
BFFAE	Best friends forever and ever	586
Presh	Precious	586
FGSQTC	For gosh's sake quit the crap	586
Effin	F***ing	586
LMHO	Laughing my head off	586
rando	Random	586
TTB	That's too bad	586
yh	Yeah	586
WIP	Work in progress	586
quar	Quarantine	586
Say less	I understand	586
Rizzler	A person with immense charisma	586
B4N	Bye for now	587
BFN	Bye for now	587
HOAS	Hold on a second	587
LYK	Let you know	587
JW	Just wondering	587
hbd	Happy birthday	587
AFAIC	As far as I'm concerned	587
mishu	Miss you	587
iono	I don't know	587
BU&I	Between you and I	587
TMG	That's my girl	587
deets	Details	587
FYL	F*** your life	587
NRN	Not right now	587
20	Location	587
lulz	LOL	587
wuh	What	587
SG	Sounds good	587
bae	Babe	587
BF	Brain fart	587
Twinsies	Two people who share a common trait	587
Forevs	Forever	587
Textastrophe	Texting catastrophe	587
HMB	Hit me back	587
issa	It's a	587
FT	FaceTime	587
onb	On, bro	587
IM	Instant message	588
PTL	Praise the Lord	588
N/C	No comment	588
delish	Delicious	588
Textmergency	Text emergency	588
LFG	Let's freaking go	588
Thread	A series of messages	588
2l8	Too late	589
U2	You too	589
WAYDRN	What are you doing right now	589
OMW	On my way	589
srry	Sorry	589
WBU	What 'bout you	589
COS	Child over shoulder	589
SNMP	So not my problem	589
CMB	Call me back	589
pmsl	Piss myself laughing	589
2k	Talk	589
DAH	Dumb a** hole	589
DOM	Dirty old man	589
LMO	Let's make out	589
D/C	Don't care	589
2B@	To be at	589
sbux	Starbucks	589
KNP	OK, no problem	589
HAGA	Have a good afternoon	589
AYFT	Are you free today?	589
ALAP	As late as possible	589
Samesies	Same	589
Fire	Awesome	589
HM	High maintenance	589
CBB	Can't be bothered	589
Sketchy	Suspicious	589
GAF	Give a f***	589
YTSFM	You're too sexy for me	589
DL	Down low	590
IAC	In any case	590
MMA	Meet me at	590
POS	Parent over shoulder	590
sk8	Skate	590
TDTM	Talk dirty to me	590
WRT	With regard to	590
HOS	Husband over shoulder	590
JC	Just chilling	590
IYQ	I like you	590
PDA	Public display of affection	590
WW	Wrong Way	590
OM	Old man	590
abt	About	590
YD	Yes dear	590
IMA	I might add	590
LQTM	Laughing quietly to myself	590
SMF	So much fun	590
LUL	Love you lots	590
YK	You're kidding	590
IFSFY	I feel sorry for you	590
WEML	Whatever major loser	590
HHJK	Haha, just kidding	590
IFLY	I freaking love you	590
6y	Sexy	590
Benjamin	One hundred dollar bill	590
TSNF	That's so not fair	590
T2M	Talk to me	590
4sho	For sure	590
derp	Expression of stupidity	590
CU46	See you for sex	590
Mack	To flirt	590
HIMYM	How I Met Your Mother	590
NYE	New Year's Eve	590
SFM	So freaking much	590
WYWTA	What you wanna talk about?	590
TYL	Tell you later	590
CUL	See you later	591
DYLM	Do you like me	591
TMB	Text me back	591
TQ	Thank you	591
WYGOWM	Will you go out with me	591
OAO	Over and out	591
NK	No kidding	591
LYA	Love you always	591
BBW	Be back whenever	591
OML	Oh my Lord	591
NSS	No s*** Sherlock	591
AWTY	Are we there yet	591
GBTW	Get back to work	591
FOAF	Friend of a friend	591
AOYP	Angel on your pillow	591
SOAB	Son of a b****	591
welp	Well	591
OOT	Out of town	591
53x	Sex	591
AOTY	Album of the year	591
WTTP	Want to trade pictures	591
DTP	Down to party	591
POIDH	Pictures or it didn't happen	591
LMBO	Laughing my butt off	592
MIL	Mother-in-law	592
qtpi	Cutie Pie	592
KOS	Kid over shoulder	592
PJDWYS	Personal joke, don't worry yourself	592
wa	What	592
TQVM	Thank you very much	592
KSC	Kinda sorta chuckle	592
IRDK	I really don't know	592
MB	My bad	592
NTMY	Nice to meet you	592
KOTL	Kiss on the lips	592
IHU	I hate you	592
WTFE	What the f*** ever	592
CTHU	Cracking the heck up	592
BCO	Big crush on	592
555	Ha ha ha	592
RU	Are you	592
FTTT	From time to time	592
LL&P	Live long and prosper	592
dat	That	592
SAHD	Stay-at-home dad	592
Gma	Grandma	592
TYFA	Thank you for asking	592
SMHWT	Shaking my head with a tune	592
GL	Good looking	592
AYPH	Are your parents home	592
HYG	Here you go	592
s	Sarcasm	592
Clapped	Beaten	592
GC	Group chat	592
IC	I see	593
IDNK	I do not know	593
KWIM	Know what I mean	593
lawl	LOL	593
KMA	Kiss my a**	593
CRAFT	Can't remember a freakin' thing	593
LMAOROTF	Laughing my a** off and rolling on the floor	593
HB2U	Happy birthday to you	593
TOD	Truth or dare	593
iggy	Ignore	593
OL	Old lady	593
VM	Voicemail	593
DU	Don't understand	593
CAC	Cool as a cucumber	593
DULM	Do you love me	593
4MTK	For me to know	593
IDFK	I don't freaking know	593
MSB	My sexy b****	593
DRK	Don't really know	593
182	I hate you	593
GUFN	Grounded until further notice	593
BAF	Bring a friend	593
rnt	Aren't	593
FYE	For your entertainment	593
SOHF	Sense of humor failure	593
hai	Hi	593
W^	What's up	593
TGFF	Thank God for Friday	593
LLACP	Laughing like a crazy person	593
TGTBT	Too good to be true	593
DTC	Down to cuddle	593
NSFL	Not safe for life	593
kys	Kill yourself	593
IYKYK	If you know you know	593
AFAYC	As fast as you can	593
IBR	It's been real	593
JGH	Just got home	593
CUS	See you soon	594
GMTA	Great minds think alike	594
IRT	In regards to	594
kptondl	Keep it on the down low	594
MMAMP	Meet me at my place	594
NBD	No big deal	594
str8	Straight	594
TG	Thank goodness	594
TTYVS	Talk to you very soon	594
WAYDT	What are you doing tonight	594
PHAT	Pretty hot and tempting	594
CM	Call me	594
ez	Easy	594
F2T	Free to talk	594
USB	You sexy b****	594
TOY	Thinking of you	594
WOMBAT	Waste of money, brains, and talent	594
NFL	Not freakin' likely	594
HTC	Hit the cell	594
BRT	Be right there	594
LRL	Laugh real loud	594
RUC	Are you coming?	594
MU	Miss you	594
FH	Future husband	594
EOM	End of message	594
YGG	You go girl	594
OMGD	Oh my gosh, duh	594
ILY2	I love you, too	594
HMSL	Holding my sides laughing	594
gz	Congratulations	594
ILYFE	I love you for eternity	594
INR	I know right	594
IA	I agree	594
fbo	Facebook official	594
f9	Fine	594
U2U	Up to you	594
DWL	Dying with laughter	594
PYHOOYA	Pull your head out of your a**	594
OTTOMH	Off the top of my head	594
IWALY	I will always love you	594
SHMILY	See how much I love you?	594
JFI	Just for information	594
totes	Totally	594
HBBD	Happy belated birthday	594
Tootles	Goodbye	594
finna	Fixing to	594
dis	This	594
GN	Get naked	594
224	Today, tomorrow, forever	594
NGSB	No girlfriend since birth	594
FOMOF	Fear of missing out on football	594
PSL	Pumpkin Spice Latte	594
TBR	To be rude	594
SFW	Safe for work	594
hoco	Homecoming	594
opp	Opponent	594
DBU	Don't beat up	594
It me	I identify with that	594
YSK	You should know	594
knw	Know	594
FOS	Full of s***	594
Perc30	Oxycodone, commonly mixed with fentanyl	594
Pump your brakes	Pause and reflect	594
Crushing it	Doing very well	594
Smol	Small and cute	594
NGMI	Not gonna make it	594
Ate that	Dominated	594
Go ham	Do something intensely	594
allg	All good	594
4gm	Forgive me	595
bcnu	Be seein' you	595
BD	Big deal	595
ISTM	It seems to me	595
itmt	In the meantime	595
YVW	You're very welcome	595
OTW	Off to work	595
FICCL	Frankly, I couldn't care less	595
HSIK	How should I know	595
26y4u	Too sexy for you	595
CID	Consider it done	595
gud	Good	595
JIC	Just in case	595
FOTFL	Falling on the floor laughing	595
WP	Wrong person	595
GOL	Giggling out loud	595
BFU	Bezny Franta uzivatel	595
LAL	Laugh a little	595
LOML	Love of my life	595
DA	Dumb a**	595
BBSS	Be back soon sweetie	595
AISB	As I said before	595
trbl	Terrible	595
PIO	Pass it on	595
WTFRU	Where the f*** are you?	595
RUSOS	Are you stupid or something?	595
WAHM	Work-at-home mom	595
AOI	A** on ice	595
nxt	Next	595
OMJ	Oh my Jonas	595
DBS	Dad behind shoulder	595
wuz	Was	595
TWSS	That's what she said	595
nd	And	595
ZOMG	Oh my gosh!	595
GOMB	Get off my back	595
A	Hey	595
SAT	Sorry about that	595
ADM	Ay dios mio	595
CYF	Check your Facebook	595
CYDI	Can ya dig it	595
LSHMSFOAIDMT	Laughing so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco	595
IJDGAF	I just don't give a f***	595
kwl	Cool	595
gonna	Going to	595
T4LMK	Thanks for letting me know	595
dur	Stupidly obvious	595
IDKY	I don't know why	595
Kewt	Cute	595
ps	Postscript	595
obvi	Obviously	595
187	Code for murder	595
TTYLXOX	Talk to you later, hugs and kisses	595
uno	You know	595
Wowzer	Wow	595
ICWYM	I see what you mean	595
tru	True	595
LBR	Let's be real	595
SOOF	Swear on our friendship	595
COT	Circle of trust	595
ICAM	I couldn't agree more	595
IWY	I want you	595
KPC	Keeping parents clueless	595
LFTI	Looking forward to it	595
LH6	Let's have sex	595
TWD	Texting while driving	595
OMM	On my momma	595
kk	K, kewl	595
Wig	Incredible	595
HU	Heads up	595
PNSFW	Probably not safe for work	595
OOTL	Out of the loop	595
FOGO	Fear of going outside	595
gon	Going to	595
NTM	Not too much	595
o	Oh	595
IJBOL	I just burst out laughing	595
BRH	Be right here	596
G4U	Good for you	596
gvn	Given	596
HH1/2KO	Ha ha, half-kidding only	596
JMHO	Just my humble opinion	596
KISS	Keep it simple, stupid	596
MM	Merry meet	596
S2R	Send to receive	596
TIA	Thanks in advance	596
WOS	Wife over shoulder	596
CFV	Call for votes	596
WDUMBT	What do you mean by that?	596
ttly	Totally	596
CUB	Call you back	596
ILUM	I love you man	596
h8	Hate	596
tel	Telephone	596
WUD	What you doin'	596
PM	Postmeridian	596
h/w	Homework	596
SUSFU	Situation unchanged, still fouled up	596
w8ing	Waiting	596
txt	Text	596
LA	Laughing a lot	596
QQn	Looking	596
SRO	Standing room only	596
IMYA	I miss you already	596
2B	To be	596
WMAO	Working my a** off	596
HFC	Holy freaking crap	596
HAGS	Have a great summer	596
HAY	How are you	596
2MI	Too much information	596
DRC	Don't really care	596
tht	That	596
TBY	Teacher behind you	596
Nvrm	Never mind	596
TYM	Thank you much	596
YKI	You know it	596
TOL	Thinking of laughing	596
AWT	At what time	596
CBF	Can't be f***ed	596
MTF	More to follow	596
OOH	Out of here	596
BMBO	Blow my brains out	596
ul	Unlucky	596
VE	Very emotional	596
urgr8	You are great	596
AAR	At any rate	596
OBTW	Oh, by the way	596
TTYIAB	Talk to you in a bit	596
STFD	Shut the front door	596
H9	Husband in room	596
WMB	Write me back	596
10q	Thank you	596
N1	Nice one	596
brd	Bored	596
Wup	What's up	596
fbf	Facebook friend	596
AMF	Adios my friend	596
WDIT	Why do I try	596
RPMO	Really pissing me off	596
DIAF	Die in a fire	596
LML	Laughing mad loud	596
thru	Through	596
XOX	Kiss, hug, kiss	596
urw	You're welcome	596
Bootsie	A boring person	596
fab	Fabulous	596
t2go	Time to go	596
Chu	You	596
BMW	Boy Meets World	596
WCW	Woman-crush Wednesday	596
AWLTP	Avoiding work like the plague	596
DDAS	Don't do anything stupid	596
WITS	What is this s***	596
T4TU	Thanks for the update	596
Zooze	Drinking with friends over Zoom	596
Skrt	Exclamation	596
Floof	Fluff	596
DWAI	Don't worry about it	596
S3x	Sex	596
GTFOH	Get the f*** outta here	596
Yahurrd	You heard	596
PMO	Pissed me off	596
Garbage person	A terrible person	596
n	No	596
FS	For sure	596
WITR	Why is this relevant	596
TLTT	Too lazy to talk	596
atys	Anything you say	597
AWA	As well as	597
DBEYR	Don't believe everything you read	597
FO	Far out	597
FOFL	Falling on the floor laughing	597
GA	Good afternoon	597
GBH	Great big hug	597
GM	Good morning	597
HAND	Have a nice day	597
ICOCBW	I could, of course, be wrong	597
ir8	Irate	597
ISWYM	I see what you mean	597
md@u	Mad at you	597
n	And	597
OTOH	On the other hand	597
ROF	Rolling on floor	597
UR	You are	597
UR2M	You are too much	597
WB	Write back	597
WBP	Write back please	597
PG	Pretty good	597
JMO	Just my opinion	597
BYOB	Bring your own beer	597
PL	Pig latin	597
TARFU	Things are really f***ed up	597
JAM	Just a minute	597
WUWT	What's up with that	597
CC	I understand	597
CRS	Can't remember stuff	597
PTM	Please tell me	597
SIL	Son-in-law	597
2nite	Tonight	597
CME	Checking my email	597
WUIGB	Wait until I get back	597
4OTS	For old time's sake	597
fave	Favorite	597
TM	Trouble maker	597
ILYK	I'll let you know	597
SWALK	Sealed with a loving kiss	597
iluvu	I love you	597
MTFBWU	May the Force be with you	597
neway	Anyway	597
WOOT	Waste of our time	597
rgds	Regards	597
wknd	Weekend	597
LUB	Love you, bye	597
DK	Don't know	597
GFU	Good for you	597
DMI	Don't mention it	597
MF	Mother f***er	597
YTF	Why the f***	597
TLA	Three letter acronym	597
CAS	Clothing Acquisition Syndrome	597
MHOTY	My hat's off to you	597
STFW	Search the flippin' web	597
kthx	Okay, thanks	597
ICBW	I could be wrong	597
CBA	Can't be ar**d	597
DILLIGAF	Do I look like I give a flip?	597
BHS	Be home soon	597
PDQ	Pretty darn quick	597
CTRN	Can't talk right now	597
wuf	Wow, you're funny	597
HK	Hugs and kisses	597
RTFB	Read the flippin' book	597
ure	You are	597
CYB	Call you back	597
ROFLMFAO	Rolling on the floor laughing my freakin' a** off	597
OMGYS	Oh my gosh you suck	597
FTMFW	For the mother f***ing win	597
QFE	Question for everyone	597
SYL	See you later	597
kw	Know	597
TTL	Talk to you later	597
SYLA	See you later alligator	597
PSOG	Pure stroke of genius	597
DYK	Did you know	597
TCCIC	Take care 'cause I care	597
BRRRB	Be rrright back	597
L2M	Listening to music	597
USA	Until sides ache	597
WTHWT	What the heck was that?	597
AYW	As you wish	597
BIOYA	Blow it out your a**	597
AFU	All f***ed up	597
TISU	This is so unfair	597
IG	I guess	597
IGI	I get it	597
GIG	God is good	597
wlk	Walk	597
2nt	Tonight	597
mng	Manage	597
amazn	Amazing	597
AYWK	As you well know	597
I8U	I hate you	597
NBJF	No brag, just fact	597
TTUL	Talk to you later	597
WOTD	Workout of the day	597
hav	Have	597
UT	You there?	597
IDR	I don't remember	597
BBT	Be back tomorrow	597
PTO	Pass this on	597
BBM	Brains by Mattel	597
AFAIAC	As far as I am concerned	597
MOH	Maid of Honor	597
CMFWIC	Chief mo fo who's in charge	597
UDFI	You don't fit in	597
4U2	For you too	597
YHM	You have mail	597
WTFNF	What the f**ing f*	597
LLPOF	Liar liar pants on fire	597
YYSS	Yeah yeah, sure sure	597
ggg	Gotta get a grip	597
WTFO	What the f***, over	597
wtv	Whatever	597
BFFN	Best friend for now	597
GB2W	Get back to work	597
tab	Talking about	597
HC	How cool	597
SFF	So freaking funny	597
ea	Each	597
NB	Not bad	597
UOME	You owe me	597
Biffles	Best friends for life	597
BFFE	Best friends forever	597
AFAICS	As far as I can see	597
OTG	On the ground	597
SBTM	Should be there momentarily	597
BL	Belly laughing	597
GMAB	Give me a break	597
HHOK	Ha-ha only kidding	597
LDR	Long-distance relationship	597
SMH	Scratching my head	597
CUOL	See you online	597
OTH	Off the hook	597
cyal8r	See you later	597
OTS	On the scene	597
MU@	Meet you at	597
HLM	He loves me	597
HMS	Hanging myself	597
IYSWIM	If you see what I mean	597
SIM	Shoot, it's Monday	597
S/U	Shut up	597
TTYIAM	Talk to you in a minute	597
YATB	You are the best	597
4EAE	Forever and ever	597
AMAP	As much as possible	597
AON	As of now	597
dstr8	Dang straight	597
BI5	Back in five	597
bz	Busy	597
def	Definitely	597
G2CU	Good to see you	597
thnq	Thank you	597
B2W	Back to work	597
dc	Daycare	597
H/U	Hook up	597
Jet	Leave quickly	597
HWIK	How would I know	597
awks	Awkward	597
idd	Indeed	597
Pad	Home	597
srs	Serious	597
JLUK	Just letting you know	597
rox	Rocks	597
TBFU	Too bad for you	597
TBQH	To be quite honest	597
ya	You	597
HSMP	Homeschool me please	597
Opa	Greek exclamation	597
uok	You OK?	597
hlp	Help	597
ezy	Easy	597
MMS	Multimedia Messaging Service	597
iz	Is	597
tho	Though	597
MML	Made me laugh	597
{}	No comment	597
ATTT	Ain't that the truth	597
GFTD	Gone for the day	597
SALTS	Smiled a little then stopped	597
4q	F*** you	597
AISE	As I said earlier	597
FOMCL	Fell off my chair laughing	597
4nr	Foreigner	597
CF	Cluster f***	597
CRD	Caucasian Rhythm Disorder	597
BAG	Big a** grin	597
TBT	Truth be told	597
ACC	Anyone can come	597
HYH	Hold your horses	597
BAY	Back at you	597
CSABR	Continued success and best regards	597
CTFD	Calm the f*** down	597
GNSD	Goodnight, sweet dreams	597
HBTU	Happy birthday to you	597
HHTYAY	Happy holidays to you and yours	597
IHNI	I have no idea	597
WYM	What you mean	597
ef4t	Effort	597
BFAM	Brother from another mother	597
SGTM	Sounds good to me	597
Sugarpic	Erotic photo	597
LLAP	Live long and prosper	597
IDEC	I don't even care	597
b8	Bait	597
BBIAW	Be back in a while	597
TANSTAFL	There ain't no such thing as a free lunch	597
JOMO	Joy of missing out	597
TSIR	The struggle is real	597
WTAF	What the actual f***	597
PTO	Positive Talk Only	597
1174	Meet in person at	597
CYA	Cover your a**	597
CMA	Cover my a**	597
Quarantini	A quarantine-times cocktail	597
TSFW	Totally safe for work	597
SYAL	See you all later	597
notif	Notification	597
NSFA	Not safe for anyone	597
WTT	Watching TikTok	597
1437	I love you forever	597
Lorge	Large	597
Doggo	Dog	597
Pupper	Puppy	597
DGAF	Don't give a f***	597
Seggs	Sex	597
STSFM	She's too sexy for me	597
HTSFM	He's too sexy for me	597
ITSFY	I'm too sexy for you	597
Eeyore	A pessimistic person	597
IYAM	If you ask me	597
BBR	Broken beyond repair	597
Died	Laughed hard	597
Here for it	Excited about it	597
db8	Debate	597
ganna	Going to	597
Gotta blast	Have to leave	597
Nunya	None of your	597
Pull	Attract	597
Menty b	Mental breakdown	597
HQ	High quality	597
tranna	Trying to	597
allat	All that	597
Frl	For real	597
TNTL	Trying not to laugh	597
WAHD	Work-at-home dad	597
GMT	Got me tight	597
Bidness	Business	597
KO	Knockout	597
ATL	About that life	597
4rl	For real	598
ATSL	Along the same lines	598
BWBR	Brunette with blonde roots	598
COB	Close of business	598
DAQ	Dumb asked question	598
DIIK	Darned if I know	598
DQYDJ	Don't quit your day job	598
DT	Dang typos	598
FTMP	For the most part	598
GALMA	Go away, leave me alone	598
GDR	Grinning, ducking, running	598
H	Hug	598
HA	Hello again	598
HAGD	Have a good day	598
HCIT	How cool is that	598
HHSF	Ha-ha, so funny	598
HHVF	Ha-ha, very funny	598
IB2D	I beg to differ	598
imot	I'm on that	598
IS	I'm sorry	598
KIR	Keepin' it real	598
ltr	Letter	598
LOL	Lots of love	598
NC	Not cool	598
nm	Nevermind	598
no1	No one	598
SLY	Still love you	598
STHU	Shut the heck up	598
SWAK	Sealed with a kiss	598
w/	With	598
W2F	Way too funny	598
WAEFRD	When all else fails, read directions	598
WNDITWB	We never did it this way before	598
w/o	Without	598
YWIA	You're welcome in advance	598
zzz	Sleeping	598
VBS	Very big smile	598
Y2K	You're too kind	598
HHOJ/K	Ha-ha, only just kidding	598
HHOS	Ha-ha, only serious	598
AI	As if	598
ONYD	Oh no you didn't	598
JC	Just curious	598
Lemeno	Let me know	598
MMOB	Mind my own business	598
KOTC	Kiss on the cheek	598
YBYSA	You bet your sweet a**	598
AFWIW	Anyway, for what it's worth	598
IMNSVHO	In my not so very humble opinion	598
RAK	Random act of kindness	598
2morrow	Tomorrow	598
4	For	598
add	Address	598
AYOR	At your own risk	598
bhl8	Be home late	598
CU@	See you around	598
cyr	Call your	598
ROFLOL	Rolling on the floor laughing out loud	598
OAR	On a roll	598
NUIGB	Not until I get back	598
IAM	In a minute	598
IM	Instant messenger	598
IKHYF	I know how you feel	598
IDMB	I'll do my best	598
MMFU	My mate fancies you	598
nethng	Anything	598
PL&	Planned	598
spkr	Speaker	598
thanq	Thank you	598
thkq	Thank you	598
tx	Thanks	598
wot	What	598
POTC	Peck on the cheek	598
IE	That is	598
HBU	How 'bout you	598
WN	Why not	598
ROTFLMAO	Rolling on the floor laughing my a** off	598
ROTFLOL	Rolling on the floor laughing out loud	598
OFL	Out for lunch	598
SITD	Still in the dark	598
BH	Bloody hell	598
ADN	Any day now	598
TA	Thanks again	598
ack	Acknowledged	598
app	Appreciate	598
iat	Alright	598
L/F/E	Lovers forever	598
kthxbai	OK, thanks, bye	598
BWTM	But wait, there's more	598
RYFS	Are you freakin' serious?	598
cul8rm8	See you later, mate	598
LOLAWS	Laughing out loud and with style	598
KAS	Kicking and screaming	598
AFAP	As fast as possible	598
DLM	Don't leave me	598
t2ul8r	Talk to you later	598
TKA	Totally Kick A**	598
WITWW	What in the wide world	598
wht	What	598
NOIRL	No one is really laughing	598
MBF	My best friend	598
PRW	Parents are watching	598
ROTFLMFAO	Rolling on the floor laughing my f**** a off	598
4eva	Forever	598
SAHM	Stay-at-home mom	598
WOHM	Working outside home mom	598
BTCHF	Bye, take care, have fun	598
WWTFW	What's with this f***** up world	598
s	Yes	598
DKDC	Don't know, don't care	598
BA	B** a	598
ITR	In the room	598
BAT	Bada** trick	598
Pax	Peace and Love	598
COL	Crying out loud	598
mwahugz	Kisses and hugs	598
yupz	OK	598
IJC2SILU	I just called to say I love you	598
2mrw	Tomorrow	598
hm	Home	598
mngr	Manager	598
2zda	Tuesday	598
3rzda	Thursday	598
BTM	Bite me	598
AOC	Available on cell	598
nemore	Anymore	598
RTF	Return the favor	598
LY	Love ya	598
BFFLAB	Best friends for life and beyond	598
TWHS	That's what he said	598
em	E-mail	598
YMMD	You made my day	598
STMS	Sick to my stomach	598
YMSF	Your momma's so fat	598
10x	Thanks	598
DUUT	Do you understand that?	598
NG	No good	598
IW2BWU	I want to be with you	598
GG	Good grief	598
BBB	Boring beyond belief	598
r8	Rate	598
ST2M	Stop talking to me	598
IDT	I don't think	598
NYB	Not your business	598
OMC	Oh my Carlisle	598
FTTB	For the time being	598
DFTBA	Don't forget to be awesome	598
JFK	Just freakin' kidding	598
CPE	Coolest Person Ever	598
ALOL	Actually laughing out loud	598
4ward	Forward	598
SBT	Sorry 'bout that	598
bup	Backup Plan	598
CYFB	Check your Facebook	598
DUK	Didn't you know?	598
TAFN	That's all for now	598
BOTB	Back of the book	598
h8t	Hate	598
WWI	What was it	598
DLTBBB	Don't let the bedbugs bite	598
IKYD	I know you did	598
DSI	Don't sweat it	598
IIOK	If I only knew	598
OPM	Other people's money	598
BTHU	Back the heck up	598
PWT	Poor white trash	598
BTWITIAILWU	By the way, I think I am in love with you	598
e1	Everyone	598
AYPI	And your point is?	598
FGS	For goodness' sake	598
TT4N	Ta-ta for now	598
TBCL	To be continued later	598
CRBT	Crying real big tears	598
FC	Fingers crossed	598
HHIS	Hanging head in shame	598
HHOJ	Ha-ha only joking	598
IOH	I'm outta here	598
LMSO	Laughing my socks off	598
GGOH	Gotta get out of here	598
IDN	I don't know	598
TAC	That ain't cool	598
GL&GH	Good luck and good hunting	598
IDI	I doubt it	598
IMVU	Instant Messaging Virtual Universe	598
DYLM	Do you love me	598
4got	Forgot	598
STBY	Sucks to be you	598
TT2T	Too tired to talk	598
2MFM	Too much for me	598
AMBW	All my best wishes	598
WYD	Who's your daddy?	598
AON	Apropos of nothing	598
DISTOL	Did I say that out loud?	598
EMI	Excuse my ignorance	598
EML	Email me later	598
ICYC	In case you're curious	598
BNR	But not really	598
bcoz	Because	598
DITG	Down in the gutter	598
c-p	Sleepy	598
KMP	Keep me posted	598
Enuf	Enough	598
sh^	Shut up	598
G2R	Got to run	598
TFLMK	Thanks for letting me know	598
SMH	Smash my head	598
tots	Totally	598
BFK	Big fat kiss	598
ILU2	I love you too	598
KML	Killing myself laughing	598
horribad	Horribly bad	598
nuff	Enough	598
sitch	Situation	598
OGW	Oh gosh why	598
outta	Out of	598
TTMN	Talk to me now	598
TCFN	Take care for now	598
wld	Would	598
Wowzerz	Wow	598
yall	You all	598
2moz	Tomorrow	598
4get	Forget	598
cud	Could	598
KIK	Laughing out loud	598
XTL	Cross the line	598
Gpa	Grandpa	598
stahp	Stop	598
SAL	Such a laugh	598
Ermahgerd	Oh my gosh	598
urs4e	Yours forever	598
KHUF	Know how you feel	598
pix	Pictures	598
LSHTMSFOAIDMT	Laughing so hard that my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco	598
DIKY	Do I know you?	598
WDYMBT	What do you mean by that?	598
PJ	Pearl Jam	598
GW	Good work	598
ASAIK	As soon as I know	598
Legit	Legitimate	598
TLTR	Too long to read	598
AIMB	As I mentioned before	598
IIUC	If I understand correctly	598
ion	I don't	598
Supes	Super	598
cld	Could	598
ALG	Ain't life grand	598
AFB	Away from brain	598
BAU	Business as usual	598
BAG	Busting a gut	598
AWC	After awhile crocodile	598
BCOY	Big crush on you	598
BFAW	Best friend at work	598
BTDTGTS	Been there, done that, got the shirt	598
CMU	Crack me up	598
cqrt	Security	598
DBBSWF	Dream boat body, shipwreck face	598
DYAC	D*** You Auto Correct	598
ILYAAF	I love you as a friend	598
GI	Google it	598
GOYHH	Get off your high horse	598
IDBI	I don't believe it	598
IG2R	I got to run	598
KOW	Knock on wood	598
BYKTA	But you knew that already	598
BYT	Bright young thing	598
BRLCFH	Broke ribs laughing, call for help	598
CLAB	Crying like a baby	598
241	Two for one	598
SNH	Sarcasm Noted Here	598
gle1	Good luck everyone	598
GLNG	Good luck next game	598
GMBO	Giggling my butt off	598
SFAM	Sister from another mister	598
CCL	Couldn't care less	598
NBSB	No boyfriend since birth	598
UT2L	You take too long	598
IWSN	I want sex now	598
GYPO	Get your pants off	598
amirite	Am I right	598
brill	Brilliant	598
NLOL	Not laughing out loud	598
Geddit	Get it	598
PAW	Parents at work	598
TIO	Turn it off	598
LGTM	Looks good to me	598
v	Very	598
ISTG	I swear to God	598
JA	Just asking	598
suh	What's up	598
FAI	Forget about it	598
LBS	Laughing but serious	598
BIPOC	Black, Indigenous, People of Color	598
MBN	Must be nice	598
On it	Handling that task	598
Wit	With	598
LAL	Laugh at life	598
PNFO	Probably not for the office	598
WTHIH	Who the heck is he	598
OP	Outta pocket	598
BBFBBM	Body by Fisher, Brains by Mattel	598
BOMK	Best of my knowledge	598
BYOL	Bring your own liquor	598
BYOF	Bring your own food	598
RWA	Rich with attitude	598
HTH	Happy to help	598
cus	Because	598
MFEO	Made for each other	598
WDYC	Why do you care	598
TFTHU	Thanks for the heads up	598
SFSG	So far, so good	598
GDI	God d*** it	598
Sliving	Living your best life	598
3st	Thirst	598
ATP	At this point	598
ATP	Answer the phone	598
IMA	I must admit	598
yte	White	598
Fexting	Fake texting	598
DGMW	Don't get me wrong	598
Unforch	Unfortunately	598
bb	Baby	598
LO	Little one	598
xian	Christian	598
innit	Isn't it	598
IGYB	I got your back	598
Noice	Very nice	598
Kneecapped	Greatly damaged	598
WYBMV	Will you be my valentine	598
AFAWK	As far as we know	598
WTW	What's the word	598
tryna	Trying to	598
ICYDK	In case you didn't know	598
JIT	Juvenile in training	598
GTS	Go to sleep	598
CTB	Catch the bus	598
JWU	Just woke up	598
szn	Season	598
Swypo	A typo caused when swiping	598
rec	Recommendation	598
HTFAISK	How the flip am I supposed to know	598
SYBAU	Shut your b** a up	598
BYTM	Better you than me	599
CUL	Call you later	599
CYE	Check your email	599
CYWW2BY	See ya, wouldn't want to be ya	599
DHYB	Don't hold your breath	599
DP	Dear partner	599
DQOTD	Dumb question of the day	599
EOR	End of rant	599
FOCL	Falling off chair laughing	599
G2TU	Got to tell you	599
GI	Good idea	599
GOWI	Get on with it	599
GOWM	Go out with me	599
gtrdun	Get 'er done	599
IAGW	In a good way	599
IAYF	It's all your fault	599
IDGI	I don't get it	599
IKWUM	I know what you mean	599
ILUB	I love you, baby	599
INRS	It's not rocket science	599
KHYF	Know how you feel	599
LYLAB	Love you like a brother	599
md@ufn	Mad at you for now	599
n	In	599
N2M	Not too much	599
n8kd	Naked	599
NNITO	Not necessarily in that order	599
NSISR	Not sure if spelled right	599
RUB	Are you back	599
SFB	S*** for brains	599
SIL	Sister-in-law	599
TITF	That is too funny	599
TUI	Turning you in	599
URSKTM	You are so kind to me	599
we	Whatever	599
ATT	All the time	599
BH@	Be home at	599
G2P	Got to pee	599
OICN	Oh, I see now	599
BTSOOM	Beats the s*** out of me	599
HIWTH	Hate it when that happens	599
TWIT	That's what I thought	599
TTM	Talk to me	599
PL	Punchline	599
USAD	You're such a dork	599
GT2T	Got time to talk	599
LULAB	Love you like a brother	599
ROFL	Rolling over freakin' laughing	599
Yr	Your	599
TMB	Tag me back	599
MOTSS	Members of the same sex	599
OTTH	On the third hand	599
RSN	Real soon now	599
SDIHTT	Someday I'll have the time	599
WHYBATT	Where have you been all this time	599
ctr	Center	599
KWIS	Know what I'm saying	599
FOTFLOL	Falling on the floor, laughing out loud	599
imtg	In meeting	599
lyn	Lying	599
mth	Month	599
nufn	Nothing	599
PCM	Please call me	599
spk	Speak	599
URA*	You are a star	599
w8n	Waiting	599
wan2	Want to	599
WOT	Waste of time	599
YYSSW	Yeah yeah, sure sure, whatever	599
SYT	See you tomorrow	599
2C	Too cool	599
N2W	Not to worry	599
DM	Do me	599
YT	You there?	599
GFY	Good for you	599
IDTS	I don't think so	599
AM	Antemeridian	599
FOFLMAO	Falling on the floor laughing my a** off	599
FTG	For the group	599
OTGL	On the ground laughing	599
GLWT	Good luck with that	599
MM	Missing my	599
u/l	Upload	599
azn	Asian	599
azm	Awesome	599
BBFN	Bye-bye for now	599
BYKT	But you knew that	599
MGB	May God bless	599
LOTFLOL	Lying on the floor laughing out loud	599
GR	Gotta run	599
WUBU2	What've you been up to	599
GYSR	Gosh, you're so random	599
BAIC	Boy am I confused	599
LUA	Love you a lot	599
TOW	The one where	599
twds	Towards	599
OTFLMAO	On the floor laughing my a** off	599
RTI	Real-Time Interruption	599
dnt	Don't	599
BWL	Bursting with laughter	599
8	Ate	599
CIP	Cell it please	599
OLTL	One Life to Live	599
LMWAO	Laughing my white a** off	599
LAL	Laughing a lot	599
git	Get over it	599
ILU	I like you	599
JAS	Just a second	599
BNO	Boys' night out	599
ALAP	As long as possible	599
ROFLMRO	Rolling on the floor laughing my rear off	599
CICU	Can I see you?	599
RUN	Are you in?	599
TISNF	That is so not fair	599
BOHICA	Bend over here it comes again	599
ILYL	I love you lots	599
btwn	Between	599
AYC	Are you coming?	599
ROFLTRABTD	Rolling on floor laughing, thinking Republicans are better than Democrats	599
TMAI	Tell me about it	599
NBL	Not bloody likely	599
AYS	Are you serious?	599
LUGLS	Love you girls like sisters	599
LIQ	Laughing inside quietly	599
GNST	Goodnight, sleep tight	599
IAIL	I am in love	599
LOLUSA	Laughing out loud until sides ache	599
WTFAY	Where the f*** are you?	599
HTSUS	Hope to see you soon	599
AYTMTB	And you're telling me this because	599
OMFGAZ	Oh my freaking gosh and zounds	599
SIG	Silence is golden	599
SUF	Shut your face	599
Wrudoin	What are you doing	599
txtin	Texting	599
KMB	Kiss my butt	599
tlkin	Talking	599
TMTH	Too much to handle	599
BASOR	Breathing a sigh of relief	599
teme	Tell me	599
LOLHK	Lots of love, hugs, and kisses	599
OMGWTFBBQ	Oh my gosh, what the f***, barbeque	599
poed	P*ssed off	599
laf	Laugh	599
laffing	Laughing	599
FAH	Funny as heck	599
YKHII	You know how it is	599
YCCOI	You can count on it	599
*$$	Starbucks	599
POMS	Peace out my sucka	599
MMHRD	Many Many Happy Returns of the Day	599
BO	Back off	599
4n	Foreign	599
N1C	No one cares	599
IH8U	I hate you	599
plox	Please	599
DU	Darn you	599
rn	Run	599
CTC	Call the cell	599
AMS	Ask me something	599
2C4U	Too cool for you	599
siul8r	See you later	599
LTD	Lovers 'til death	599
BTWITILY	By the way, I think I love you	599
alt	A lot	599
TT	Talking to	599
I8	I ate	599
sok	It's OK	599
DILLIGAFF	Does it look like I give a flying flip?	599
DIKU	Do I know you	599
MLIA	My life is average	599
TYL	Thank you, Lord	599
fn	Fine	599
ATPM	About to pee myself	599
TOIOM	This one is on me	599
YD	Ya dig?	599
Rn	Russian	599
IHA	I hate acronyms	599
IAD	It all depends	599
lu4ever	Love you forever	599
OM	Oh man	599
W2G	Way to go	599
ANFSCD	And now for something completely different	599
BWDIK	But what do I know	599
TTYAW	Talk to you after work	599
BG	Big grin	599
ROBL	Rolling on back laughing	599
ULKGR8	You look great	599
Q4U	Question for you	599
abt2	About to	599
AYSOS	Are you stupid or something?	599
BMGWL	Busting my gut with laughter	599
CSL	Can't stop laughing	599
CYO	See you online	599
DLTM	Don't lie to me	599
GIWIST	Gee, I wish I'd said that	599
IYKWIM	If you know what I mean	599
LIS	Laughing in silence	599
RUFR	Are you for real?	599
AMG	Ah my gosh	599
DDSOS	Different day, same old stuff	599
IB	I'm back	599
WFM	Works for me	599
bitmt	But in the meantime	599
CDIWY	Couldn't do it without you	599
FOS	Freedom of speech	599
GD&RVF	Grinning, ducking, and running very fast	599
LSHIFOMD	Laughing so hard I fell off my dinosaur	599
ILYFAE	I love you forever and ever	599
LHU	Lord help us	599
LHUA	Lord help us all	599
LNK	Love and kisses	599
NFI	No freaking idea	599
TU	Thank you	599
OMH	Oh my heavens!	599
ADIP	Another day in paradise	599
BTD	Bored to death	599
BTN	Better than nothing	599
kthxbi	OK, thanks, bye	599
FWM	Fine with me	599
FISH	First in still here	599
HOIC	Hold on, I'm coming	599
2BZ4UQT	Too busy for you, cutie	599
5FS	Five Finger Salute	599
wrisit	Where is it	599
H^	Hook up	599
bibi	Bye bye	599
GTM	Giggle to myself	599
LMAOTC	Laughing my a** off the chair	599
WRU@	Where are you at?	599
wk	Week	599
SNERT	Snot nosed egotistical rude teenager	599
ftr	After	599
BFF4L	Best friends forever for life	599
coo	Cool	599
Frealz	For real	599
Lawlz	Laugh out loud	599
WIYP	What is your problem	599
ASP	After show party	599
evs	Whatever	599
ridic	Ridiculous	599
gorge	Gorgeous	599
IIWY	If I were you	599
ura	You're a	599
Urp	Vomit	599
3q	Thank you	599
DWT	Driving while texting	599
ZOMFG	Oh my freakin' gosh!	599
anuda	Another	599
ICCL	I couldn't care less	599
NF	Not funny	599
BISLY	But I still love you	599
KOL	Kiss on lips	599
Attaboy	Good job	599
KYFM	Kiss yourself for me	599
Gerd	Oh my gosh!	599
ASYC	As soon as you can	599
ASAYC	As soon as you can	599
@TEOTD	At the end of the day	599
IHM	I hate Mondays	599
Yesh	Yes	599
YGTI	You get the idea	599
every1	Everyone	599
AOAS	All of a sudden	599
mo	More	599
yrp	Europe	599
AIME	As I mentioned earlier	599
E2EG	Ear to ear grin	599
Attagirl	Good job	599
H2CUS	Hope to see you soon	599
B@U	Back at you	599
PLOS	Parents looking over shoulder	599
PTH	Prime tanning hours	599
ROTFFL	Rolling on the freaking floor laughing	599
NMP	Not my problem	599
1NAM	One in a million	599
2nte	Tonight	599
ABD	Already been done	599
AYDY	Are you done yet?	599
BAM	Below average mentality	599
BG	Be good	599
BGF	Best girl friend	599
BMF	Bad mother f******	599
bn	Been	599
BTFO	Back the f*** off	599
BTHOOM	Beats the heck out of me	599
BWI	But what if	599
CRAT	Can't remember a thing	599
CRAWS	Can't remember anything worth s***	599
CUIMD	See you in my dreams	599
DGYF	Dang girl, you're fine	599
DURS	Dang you are sexy	599
ELOL	Evil laugh out loud	599
ILI	I love it	599
GMILY	Good morning, I love you	599
GWI	Get with it	599
HITAKS	Hang in there and keep smiling	599
IAGTKOM	I ain't got that kind of money	599
IANAE	I am not an expert	599
ICBW	It could be worse	599
ICFILWY	I could fall in love with you	599
IFYP	I feel your pain	599
IGN	I've got nothing	599
ITYK	I thought you knew	599
BMFL	Best mates for life	599
BFFTTE	Best friends forever 'til the end	599
7DAW	Seven days a week	599
GAC	Get a clue	599
ting	Thing	599
BFFLTDDUP	Best friends for life 'til death do us part	599
BTDTGTTSAWIO	Been there, done that, got the T-shirt and wore it out	599
WAPCE	Women are pure concentrated evil	599
BAGL	Busting a gut laughing	599
BU2M	Been up to much?	599
MTTN	Milk through the nose	599
nething	Anything	599
TINWIS	That is not what I said	599
TCOY	Take care of yourself	599
Wowzers	Wow	599
POC	Person of color	599
LSHIH	Laughing so hard it hurts	599
TILII	Tell it like it is	599
SICL	Sitting in chair laughing	599
DWB	Driving while black	599
JTO	Just this once	599
JTM	I love you	599
TYLJ	Thank you Lord Jesus	599
SFW	So freaking what	599
Snoozle	Nap	599
AYPL	Are your parents listening	599
GOM	Grumpy old man	599
LIDHE	Like I don't have enough	599
LCTS	Let's change the subject	599
LHH	Laughing hecka hard	599
IAFWU	I ain't f***ing with you	599
PSF	Pumpkin Spice Frappuccino	599
OTD	Older than dirt	599
GDIT	Go do it then	599
WAT	Wiping away tears	599
sup	Stand up paddle board	599
DS	Deep state	599
MDA	Mega dumb a**	599
ALOL	Audibly laughing out loud	599
WASP	White Anglo-Saxon Protestant	599
Chingo	A lot	599
Wuz	What is	599
GD	God D***	599
FOD	Friend of Dorothy	599
TITF	Taking it too far	599
a&f	Always and forever	599
tek	Take	599
Embiggen	Enlarge	599
Tweakin	Doing crazy stuff	599
CMM	Change my mind	599
Catch these hands	Get punched	599
S2G	Swear to God	599
TTMN	Talk to me nice	599
CMN	Call me now	599
NFDL	Not funny, didn't laugh	599
Fexting	Fighting via text message	599
NYP	Not your problem	599
CC	Casually chilling	599
DTN4L	Don't trust no one for life	599
cos	Because	599
Rashing	Insulting	599
Finessing	Tricking someone into giving you something	599
FOBI	Fear of being included	599
wsp	What's up	599
pred	Predator	599
HTH	How the heck	599
Smth	Something	599
y	Yes	599
NFS	No funny stuff	599
Shool	School	599
NFI	Not freaking invited	599
BD	Baby daddy	599
LMKWYC	Let me know when you can	599
Odee	Very	599
WBK	We been knew	599
Purr	Expression of approval	599
TSFW	Too stupid for words	599
STTA	Something to think about	599
collab	Collaboration	599
CBFW	Can't be f***ed with	599
Po'd	Pissed off	599
Tmr	Tomorrow	599
IDGAS	I don't give a s***	599
ML	My love	599
Smt	Something	599
whatcha	What are you	599
NOYFB	None of your freaking business	599
BBD	Bigger, better deal	599
hg	Homegirl	599
WOC	Women of color	599
KMA	Keep moving along	599
DYD	D*** you're dumb	599
HTFSIK	How the flip should I know	599
PMO	Put me on	599
BB	Bright blessings	600
BIL	Brother-in-law	600
DD	Dear daughter	600
dlo	Down low	600
DMY	Don't mess yourself	600
DS	Dear son	600
GA	Go ahead	600
GAS	Greetings and salutations	600
HB	Hug back	600
KYSOTI	Keep your stick on the ice	600
LYLAS	Love you like a sister	600
LYMI	Love you, mean it	600
MOO	My own opinion	600
SOSO	Same old, same old	600
stpd	Stupid	600
SWALK	Sweet, with all love, kisses	600
TSTL	Too stupid to live	600
VBG	Very big grin	600
WDMB	Will do my best	600
SB	Smiling back	600
GR&D	Grinning, running, and ducking	600
GL	Get lost	600
SOOI	Stay out of it	600
chingo	Chat lingo	600
JC	Just checking	600
MOTAS	Members of the appropriate sex	600
K	Kiss	600
GD&R	Grinning, ducking, and running	600
ggg	Giggle	600
WHYBAD	Where have you been all day	600
UKWIS	You know what I'm saying	600
ne	Any	600
rucmng	Are you coming?	600
soz	Sorry	600
LBF	Later, best friend	600
WB	Way bored	600
FOTFLMAO	Falling on the floor laughing my a** off	600
LST	Long-sleeve t-shirt	600
HY	Heck yeah	600
ILYLC	I love you like crazy	600
JUIL	Just you I love	600
GTFOOH	Get the f*** out of here	600
RDF	Real deal feeling	600
BYH	Bless your heart	600
RBAY	Right back at you	600
mab	Maybe	600
PMPL	Piss my pants laughing	600
GYFO	Get your freak on	600
YG2BJ	You've got to be joking	600
OK	One kiss	600
KM	Kiss me	600
INU	I need you	600
TM	Tell me	600
AYKM	Are you kidding me?	600
IMS	If memory serves	600
UW	You're welcome	600
LOQ	Laughing out quietly	600
8TB	Ate the bait	600
YS	You suck	600
TTYW	Talk to you whenever	600
GAG	Got any gossip?	600
MFB	Motherf*ing B**	600
ICE	In case of emergency	600
samzd	Still amazed	600
NN2R	No need to reply	600
SMDH	Shaking my d*** head	600
BTWITIAILWY	By the way, I think I am in love with you	600
LOLROFLMAO	Laughing out loud, rolling on floor, laughing my a** off	600
WUA	What's up anyway?	600
ohemgee	Oh my gosh	600
LFTD	Laugh for the day	600
FAF	Funny as f***	600
wv	With	600
AMBL	All my boundless love	600
CTFU	Cracking the f*** up	600
DYD	Don't you dare	600
WLOL	Whip laugh out loud	600
YDI	You deserve it	600
GIC	God's in control	600
BTHO	Back the heck off	600
WUGF	What up girlfriend	600
pl8	Plate	600
SWA	So what a**	600
SWAS	Said with a smile	600
A2T	Addicted to texting	600
BTWITIILWY	By the way, I think I'm in love with you	600
ATST	At the same time	600
BEG	Big evil grin	600
DWB	Don't write back	600
GBHK	Great big hug and kiss	600
J4G	Just for grins	600
NT	No thanks	600
WT	What the	600
HYL	Help You Later	600
BTOBS	Be there or be square	600
CFS	Care for a secret?	600
NOM	No offense meant	600
4COL	For crying out loud	600
G4I	Go for it	600
HWGA	Here we go again	600
2moro	Tomorrow	600
BIO	Bring it on	600
H4U	Hot for you	600
LLS	Laughing like s***	600
KFY	Kiss for you	600
TAU	Thinking about you	600
RQ	Real quick	600
AFAIR	As far as I remember	600
dnbl8	Do not be late	600
Terribad	Terribly bad	600
tlking	Talking	600
ight	Alright	600
oomf	Great strain	600
WLYK	Will let you know	600
JCI	Just checking in	600
dno	Don't know	600
W4U	Wait for you	600
MEGO	My eyes glaze over	600
CRN	Chuckling right now	600
DDG	Drop dead gorgeous	600
FTC	Failure to communicate	600
LTHTT	Laughing too hard to type	600
NITM	Not in the mood	600
vry	Very	600
BTYC	Better than you can	600
CF	Coffee freak	600
PTOYED	Please turn off your electronic devices	600
UG2BK	You've got to be kidding	600
APAC	All praise and credit	600
q	Question	600
AYEC	At your earliest convenience	600
NEWO	Never-ending winter overlords	600
btr	Better	600
DBMIB	Don't bother me I'm busy	600
EL	Evil laugh	600
EWI	Emailing while intoxicated	600
kb	Keyboard	600
UTFL	Use the force, Luke	600
DGT	Don't go there	600
LSHMBH	Laughing so hard my belly hurts	600
URTM	You are the man	600
YGTBKM	You've got to be kidding me	600
SMAIM	Send me an Instant Message	600
OWTTE	Or words to that effect	600
BBQ	Be back quick	600
ELI5	Explain like I'm 5	600
IDFKA	I don't f****** know anymore	600
STS	Smirk to self	600
perf	Perfect	600
IMMD	It made my day	600
ICYWTBE	In case you went to bed early	600
Mistext	A text sent to the wrong person	600
Shiz	S***	600
sntnc	Sentence	600
IMP	It's my pleasure	600
Text door neighbor	A person with a similar phone number	600
T-giving	Thanksgiving	600
WI	Willful ignorance	600
TTR	Time to relax	600
TF	Too funny	600
TMTT	Tell me the truth	600
BYAM	Between You And Me	600
ibfs	Internet best friends	600
IANAD	I am not a doctor	600
BTS	Be there soon	600
Hella	Very	600
ABOC	Alcoholic beverage of choice	600
STFD	Slow the f*** down	600
KB	Kick back	600
H&W	Husband and wife	600
S/O	Shout out	600
Crine	Crying	600
AAMOF	As a matter of fact	601
blvmot	Believe me on that	601
BW	Be well	601
HTN	High time now	601
HDYLMN	How do you like me now	601
HH	Ha-ha	601
IRSTBO	It really sucks the big one	601
ITYM	I think you mean	601
LMHO	Laughing my hiney off	601
LOFL	Laughing out freakin' loud	601
NMJC	Nothing much, just chillin'	601
SWMBO	She who must be obeyed	601
TC	That's cool	601
WC	Who cares	601
YOOW	You're out of work	601
s	Smiling	601
GBH&K	Great big hug and kiss	601
LMAOROF	Laughing my a** off rolling on the floor	601
FFWE	Finds fault with everything	601
GJP	Good job partner	601
WOA	Work of art	601
OTL	Out to lunch	601
1ce	Once	601
puks	Pick up the kids	601
LLC	Laughing like crazy	601
WRUD	What are you doing	601
BOOMS	Bored out of my skull	601
wkd	Wicked	601
sk8r	Skater	601
OO	Over and out	601
j	Joking	601
G2PB	Got to pee badly	601
SYS	See you soon	601
posbl	Possible	601
kl	Kool	601
DYM	Did you mean	601
HU	Hold up	601
YPML	You're pulling my leg	601
AAWC	After a while, crocodile	601
IAWMP	I almost wet my pants	601
OMGROFLMAO	Oh my gosh, rolling on the floor laughing my a** off	601
ROTFLMFAO	Rolling on the floor laughing my fat a** off	601
Bubi	Goodbye	601
LMFHO	Laughing my freakin' heart out	601
MW	Most welcome	601
LWT	Laughing with tears	601
tlk	Talk	601
LOTI	Laughing on the inside	601
FF	Flying f***	601
omgf	Oh my godfather	601
YSJ	You're so jealin'	601
WL	Whatta loser	601
TTYN	Talk to you never	601
GOL	Groaning out loud	601
HLBD	Happy late birthday	601
CYM	Check your Myspace	601
PDH	Pretty darn hot	601
ITILY	I think I love you	601
4ever	Forever	601
ITBOOTP	In the bathroom, out of toilet paper	601
URAL	You are a loser	601
IMS	I am sorry	601
ema	Email address	601
YST	You still there	601
ceebs	Can't be bothered	601
ADIH	Another day in Hell	601
BRO	Be right over	601
FF	Friends forever	601
KMUF	Kiss me you fool	601
L8rg8r	Later, gator	601
ADAD	Another day another dollar	601
ASAYGT	As soon as you get this	601
VG	Very good	601
BAE	Before anything else	601
chk	Check	601
clk	Click	601
cre8	Create	601
AFDA	A few days ago	601
4AO	For adults only	601
AFAIAA	As far as I am aware	601
BHG	Big hearted guy	601
BTOIYA	Be there or it's your a**	601
BTWBO	Be there with bells on	601
BFUT	Best friends until tomorrow	601
1aat	One at a time	601
fln	felan	601
uncrtn	Uncertain	601
TMB	Tweet me back	601
HBH	Hoes be hatin'	601
p	Pretty	601
NMH	Nodding my head	601
PWOMS	Parent watching over my shoulder	601
IDW	I don't want	601
CFS	Cute, funny, sweet	601
BFF&E	Best friends forever and ever	601
LMKWYT	Let me know what you think	601
BB	Blessed be	602
BTA	But then again	602
DYFI	Did you find it	602
IDNDT	I did not do that	602
JLMK	Just let me know	602
LMFBO	Laughing my fat butt off	602
SSDD	Same stuff, different day	602
w8am	Wait a minute	602
WADITWB	We always did it that way before	602
FF	Freeze frame	602
Rm	Room	602
l	Laughing	602
BM	Bite me	602
KK	Kiss kiss	602
BFH	B** from h*	602
no	Know	602
DYTTH	Did you talk to him?	602
DYTTH	Did you talk to her?	602
T2UL	Talk to you later	602
t2ul8er	Talk to you later	602
xep	Except	602
Rgd	Regard	602
URAB	You are a b****	602
LAFS	Love at first sight	602
BST	But seriously though	602
NPS	No problem, sweetie	602
SETE	Smiling ear to ear	602
WAY	Who are you?	602
WUD	What's up, dog?	602
511	Too much information	602
aar8	At any rate	602
DUR	Do you remember	602
SH	Short handed	602
sesh	Session	602
5150	Crazy	602
GAD	Get a dictionary	602
GC	Good Crib	602
CICYH	Can I copy your homework	602
GTPB	Got to pee badly	602
FSE	Funniest s*** ever	602
ALW	Ain't life wonderful	602
PP	Personal problem	602
CY	Calm yourself	602
CYM	Check your messages	602
LOLH	Laughing out loud hysterically	602
BFTP	Blast from the past	602
WIU	Wrap it up	602
xme	Excuse me	602
LHM	Lord have mercy	602
WFP	Work from pub	602
LOL	Little old lady	603
ONNA	Oh no, not again	603
SMEM	Send me an e-mail	603
HH	Holding hands	603
IWTY	I would tickle you	603
IDGRA	I don't give a rat's a**	603
hp	Handphone	603
sum1	Someone	603
ISH	I'm so hungry	603
lv1	Leave one	603
Y	Yawning	603
IDHI	I don't have it	603
L8er	Later	603
NSFW	Not suitable for women	603
HU	Hang-up	603
OMFGYASB	Oh my freaking gosh, you're a sexy beast	603
SALAB	Stop acting like a baby	603
SLAP	Sounds like a plan	603
TTG	Time to go	603
IDS	I'm dead serious	603
mmk	OK	603
CYT	See you tomorrow	603
DHTC	Don't hit the cell	603
ADBB	All done, bye-bye	603
AFPOE	A fresh pair of eyes	603
FOMOH	Fear of missing out on hockey	603
AFDB	A few days back	603
chln	Chilling	603
IAT	I am tired	603
DBABAI	Don't be a baby about it	603
DR	Double rainbow	603
BN	Bad news	604
PIMP	Peeing in my pants	604
WBWYC	Write back when you can	604
MOTOS	Members of the opposite sex	604
mob	Mobile	604
Hot-tea	Hottie	604
FH	F***ing Heck	604
VN	Very nice	604
PTSB	Pass the sick bucket	604
CNRHKYITF	Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you in the face	604
LD	Later dude	604
BIOYE	Blow it out your ear	604
BBF	Body by Fisher	604
hry	Hurry	605
SO8	Sweet	605
GOLF	Gentlemen only, ladies forbidden	605
cia	See ya	605
CTM	Chuckle to myself	605
GT	Good try	605
YRAG	You are a geek	606
Der	Duh	606
CTMQ	Chuckling to myself quietly	606
LC	Let's celebrate	607
TH	Tears of happiness	608
agl	Angel	609
OMD	Oh my da**!	611
DX	Driving	612
GTG	Good to go	617
GYAT	Get your act together	623
ONB	Outward nose breath	628
FITB	Fill in the blanks	600
gv	Give	600
icurnvs	I see you are envious	600
NOTTOMH	Not off the top of my head	600
TCO	Taken care of	600
URC	You are caught	600
GD&H	Grinning, ducking, and hiding	600
G2GIAM	Got to go in a minute	600
AUT	Are you there	600
IHI	I have it	600
MIBG	Mental image be gone	600
DBMN	Don't bug me now	600
ICHI	I can't help it	600
ROFLUSA	Rolling on floor laughing until sides ache	600
TWSI	That was so ironic	600
TWTI	That was totally ironic	600
ROLMBO	Rolling over laughing my butt off	600
AWHFY	Are we having fun yet?	600
OC	Of course	600
AOTA	All of the above	600
FBTW	Fine, be that way	600
dewd	Dude	600
J2LYK	Just to let you know	600
Brillz	Brilliant	600
essench	Essential	600
obs	Obviously	600
Smishing	SMS phishing	600
DBTS	Don't believe their s***	600
OSLT	Or something like that	600
NTIM	Not that it matters	600
Eva	Ever	600
Lawls	Laugh out loud	600
RML	Read my lips	600
BYKI	Before you know it	600
G2K	Good to know	600
AIIC	As if I care	600
b4u	Before you	600
BAO	Be aware of	600
BBIAS	Be back in a second	600
BIOYN	Blow it out your nose	600
BITD	Back in the day	600
btfldy	Beautiful day	600
ICEDI	I can't even discuss it	600
bblr	Be back later	600
GTRM	Going to read mail	600
LTD	Living the dream	600
SOMSW	Someone over my shoulder watching	600
WAJ	What a jerk	600
YCMU	You crack me up	600
PMF	Pardon my French	600
Pthththt	Whatever	600
Textplanation	Text explanation	600
DTN	Don't trust no one	600
DTM	Down to meet	600
ML	Much love	600

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